24/05/2026
A couple of weekends ago a crew of Waikanae members headed off on their annual pilgrimage to Waikaremoana. The group included members of our Dads Army crew (OG members of the club), a club first aid instructor, parents of Junior Surf kids, two Junior Surf groms, and assorted partners who probably thought they were signing up for a relaxing weekend.
While fishing on Friday, the group spotted a tiny tin boat way off in the distance near one of the old hut sites. At the time it looked a little under-sized for the lake, but everyone carried on because, after all, optimism is free!
Later that afternoon, as dusk started creeping in and the fish had clearly clocked off for the day, the group decided it was time to head home. Leaving Hopuruahine, one boat spotted something yellow floating in the water โ a life jacket. Then a bag of groceries drifted past. Which, as most experienced outdoors people know, is rarely a positive sign.
About then, a radio call came over the VHF from Home Bay reporting an overturned boat with two people in the water. The message didnโt sound like it was in their area, but considering there were only four boats on the entire lake and one of the party had just discovered the worldโs saddest supermarket delivery, the group decided to investigate.
One member then spotted frantic waving from the shoreline. One boat peeled off and headed in, finding two very cold, very wet, and extremely relieved young men โ along with the survivors of the expedition: a couple of packs and a rifle that was wearing one of the boys' lifejackets!...apparently it ranked very highly in the โitems not to loseโ category.
The pair were hauled aboard and immediately โencouragedโ by the medic to strip off so they could get into warm dry gear. Nothing builds trust between strangers quite like hypothermia and a stern first aider. The group then transported them safely back to Home Bay and their vehicle.
Meanwhile, the other two boats collected whatever gear they could salvage from the lake, secured the overturned boat to the bank, and headed home feeling suspiciously like the cast of a low-budget Coastguard documentary.
Key Takeaways
๐Donโt take a 10-foot tinny onto Lake Waikaremoana unless your life insurance is fully paid up.
๐Carry a VHF radio or EPIRB. Cell coverage is great right up until you actually need it.
๐More than 100 mm of freeboard is not an unreasonable luxury.
๐Mid-lake is not the ideal place to swap drivers.
๐Your life jacket belongs on your body, not attached to your rifle to stop it sinking...priorities!
Positive Outcomes
๐Old buggers can still get the job done โ especially when their kids and grandkids are nearby to do the heavy lifting.
๐Tawny Port tastes significantly better after an unexpected rescue mission.
๐'In it for Life' ๐๐