18/06/2026
Well, there's good news - and there's bad news today.
The good news: Minister Moneypants 'please don't mention the $63K travel bill I racked up for a single journey, complete with 24-hour standby limo and business class airfares' Jones' controversial and unpopular Fisheries Amendment Bill has been delayed. Note that's not 'abandoned' or 'scrapped' - he's just said the Bill could use some more 'panel beating'.
Potentially the timing of that slight understatement of good news was to try and cover over the other piece of news today - that two orca have been found dead as commercial fishing bycatch in two separate incidents in May.
Naturally, Shane Jones is calling these 'accidental captures' and has come up with various hypotheses as to how it happened - twice - including that somehow the orca were already dead when they happened to accidentally jump into two separate fishing nets - but it's OK, he says. Because 'these things happen'. Well - they do if you're using outdated set nets.
Given the size of the orca, they couldn't be recovered.