12/08/2026
THE FRIENDSHIP TEST: WHICH KIN FRIEND YOU BE? ๐๐ฅ
Life no dey warn person.
You fit think say you get โday 1โ people around youโฆ until life test the friendship and ZERO BENEFIT dey involved.
Na that time you go realize say โfriendโ na common noun, but โloyal friendโ na RARE BREED. ๐ฏ
Make we call dem by name ๐๐ฝ
1๏ธโฃ THE SEASONAL FRIEND ๐
When your life dey sweet, dem dey everywhere. Once trouble enter your side, ghost mode activated. ๐ป
Motivation: Convenience.
Test: See who disappear when you no fit show up for them like before.
2๏ธโฃ THE COMPETITION FRIEND ๐ฅ
Dem dey happy for youโฆ but abeg, no pass them! ๐
Your success dey give them headache. Your failure dey give them small relief.
Motivation: Comparison.
Test: Tell them your good news and watch their face before you listen to their mouth. ๐
3๏ธโฃ THE GOSSIP FRIEND ๐ข
Your secret na their next update. ๐
Dem go call you โmy dear, I just wan check on youโ when really, dem dey look for new episode to carry go group chat.
Motivation: Information.
Test: Tell dem small lie and watch how fast the whole street go hear am. ๐ซฃ
4๏ธโฃ THE THERAPY FRIEND ๐
You be their 24/7 emotional support system.
2AM trauma? You must pick call.
But the day YOU need somebody to listenโฆ
โAbeg, I dey busy. I go call you back.โ ๐ญ
Motivation: Free counseling.
Test: Stop being available all the time and see who go vex.
5๏ธโฃ THE MIRROR FRIEND ๐ช
Dem love youโฆ as long as you remain the person THEY want you to be.
You change? Problem.
You grow? Problem.
You set boundary? Big problem! ๐
Motivation: Control.
Test: Tell them โNOโ just once and watch the reaction.
6๏ธโฃ THE REAL ONE ๐โค๏ธ
No clout. No benefit. No audience.
Dem still dey show up.
You quiet? Dem check on you.
You wrong? Dem correct you privately.
Somebody dey talk about you when you no dey there? Dem defend you.
Motivation: Love. Period. โค๏ธ
Test: Life go test this one tooโฆ but dem no need pass exam. Dem don already pass. ๐
SO THE REAL QUESTION BEโฆ ๐
Why you dey keep certain people around you?
Na because of comfort?
Na ego?
Na fear of being alone?
Or because you genuinely value them, even when nothing dey there for you to gain?
Because make we talk trueโฆ
You no really know who person be until being your friend costs them something.
Time.
Energy.
Reputation.
Comfort.
Effort.
If everything sweet only when things dey easyโฆ
THAT ONE NO BE FRIENDSHIP. NA ACCESS. ๐ฏ๐ฅ
๐๐ฝ WHICH KIND FRIEND YOU BE?
Drop your number 1๏ธโฃโ6๏ธโฃ and tell us WHY.
No lie. No filter. ๐
And if you get mind, tag that one friend wey truly represent the REAL ONE ๐ and thank them for being solid.
But abegโฆ if you be Seasonal Friend, no vex. ๐๐
LET THE COMMENT SECTION EXPOSE ALL OF US! ๐๐ฅ