24/09/2026
𝐈’𝐦 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞.
So good, in fact, I’ve been carrying everyone’s expectations around the Forest since breakfast.
Nobody actually gave me any.
I just imagined what they might want, packed it all into a bloody enormous bag and decided it was my responsibility. 😂
𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐞.
Hedgie suggested I put the bag down.
Which, to be fair, sounds sensible.
Except now I’m worried he’ll think I can’t handle responsibility.
𝐘𝐨𝐮’𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞. 🐢☕😂
My back’s killing me, and I’ve just realised something rather concerning.
𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐈’𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐢𝐟 𝐈 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧…