09/05/2024
In Mombasa, Men From Upcountry Marry Without Knowing.
You invite Zainabu Mwanamisi For a Night, Picking Her Up in Your Nissan Note e-Power.
She Gives You One Of The Best Nights Ever…Worthy Of "The Day I Will Never Forget" Composition.
In The Morning,You Wake Up To Find Your Bed Empty !!
Thinking She Has Stolen From You, You Get Out Of Bed Panicking Only To Enter The Kitchen & Find All Dishes Sparkling Clean !!
You Rush Outside & Find All Hanging Lines Full Of Your Clothes, Washed Clean !!
…..The Neighbors Have Nowhere To Hang Theirs.
You Try Tracing Her Only To Locate Her Coming into The Gate Carrying Breakfast Draped in Only a Leso !!
You Are confused ! Kindness Humbles Even The Most Fiercest Of Beasts !
She Tells You Softly, "Njoo Ukanywe Chai"
She Sets Up Tea Served in a Red Thermos You Didn't Know Even Existed Until She Removed it This Morning.
The Tea Tastes Superb … With Karafuu, Hiliki, Hamdalasini And Sijui Whatnot ingine Gani !!
After Tea Just As She is About To Return Everything To The Kitchen She Gets Ups & The Leso “Accidentaly” Slides Revealing Brown Digo Thighs. You Grab Her Back into The Bedroom.
You Wake Up From it at 10am & Realize You’re Late For work !!
You Decide To Apply For Half Day Leave & Get To Work At Noon.
On Your Way Back Home You Meet Mzee Omar. He Owes You 500 Shs. You Ask Him About it & He Replies, "Nilipitia Kwako Nikamuachia Mkeo"
Mkeo ?!!!
You Get Home. As You Enter She Receives You Like A King, Handing You a Towel & Soap And Escorts You Towards The Bathroom. "Pole Kwa Kazi. Haya ingia Bafuni Uoge Kisha Uje Tule".
Ghai Fafa !! Mwadhani !! Nyasaye !! Ghaakii !!
You Are Perplexed ! Whats Going On ?!
After Bathing, You Take Supper, Pweza(Octopus) Soup With Fried Rice
While Relaxing After The Meal, Your Body Starts Reading Temperatures Last Witnessed During The Bombings Of Hiroshima & Nagasaki !! You Grab Her Straight into The Bedroom For Marinating.
You Feel Stronger Than Ever ! You Deliver Horse Power Only a Toyota Fortuner Delivers On An Uphill Climb !
Little Do You Know its The Pweza Soup !
Fast Forward 2 Years Later.....
You Are The Father Of Twins Boys & a Girl
Kua single ni kupenda kwako pwani 🤣🤣🤣🤣
