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26/04/2026

Comrades wa May intake wenye tunaanza reporting on 27th April 2026, prepare some warm attire its chilly here 🥶🥶

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26/04/2026

The Ministry of Education has expressed concern over child welfare, referencing incidents in Nairobi where pre-primary learners are collected as early as 5am and older pupils returned home as late as 9pm.

“When you see a four-year-old in PP1 or a five-year-old in PP2 waiting in the cold to be picked up, we must ask ourselves whether we are truly adhering to basic education regulations.” - Dr Elyas Abdi, Director General.

05/04/2026

YOU HAVE A SECOND BRAIN. IT IS IN YOUR GUT. AND THEY HAVE BEEN POISONING IT SINCE THE DAY YOU WERE BORN.

There are 500 million neurons in your gut.

More than in your spinal cord. More than in your peripheral nervous system.

Your gut does not just digest food. It thinks.

Scientists call it the Enteric Nervous System.

It produces 95% of your body's serotonin. Not your brain. Your gut. The chemical that controls your mood, your sleep, your ability to feel happiness — almost all of it comes from your stomach.

Your gut bacteria communicate directly with your brain through the vagus nerve.

They send signals that determine whether you feel anxious or calm. Depressed or motivated. Foggy or sharp.

Your gut bacteria are literally controlling your thoughts. Now ask yourself: what have they been feeding you?

Glyphosate. The most widely used herbicide on Earth. Exposed in court documents to destroy gut bacteria. It is sprayed on 80% of all conventional food.

Every bite of non-organic bread, cereal, or grain you have ever eaten contained it.

Artificial sweeteners. Exposed in peer-reviewed studies to kill beneficial gut bacteria within 24 hours of consumption. Found in over 6,000 products marketed as "healthy" and "diet-friendly."

Fluoride in your water. Antibiotics in your meat. Preservatives in everything. All of them targeting the same organ: your second brain.

They are not making you sick. They are making you controllable.

A population with a destroyed gut biome is anxious, depressed, foggy, obedient, and dependent on pharmaceutical drugs to feel normal.

They do not want you thinking with two brains. One is hard enough for them to manage.

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06/02/2026

Do you need to change your supervisor...?

25/01/2026

Kenyans shouldn’t even think of lying to ourselves that we’re better than Nigerians because we are not. The only existing difference is that Nigerians are 4 times our population therefore making it easier to see their vices. For every one kenyan shoplifter,theres four or five shoplifters in Nigeria.

Our similarities are much more compared to our differences. And i’ll mention the ones I can

1. When it comes to begging money and being loud Mouthed purposelessly,kenyan women are up there,just like nigerian women

2. Corrupt police? Kenya is up there with nigeria

3. Religious psychosis? Buying pastor a car? Kenyans are up there with Nigerians

4. Poor people fighting on behalf of rich politicians? Kenyans are up there with politicians

5. Working hard to leave your country,instead of fighting for better system here? Kenyans are up there with nigerians

6. Jelousy from entitled relatives? Kenyans are up there with nigerians

7. Prioritising useless things like iphones so that you can look rich? Kenyans are up there with Nigerians

8. Hating corruption only because you are not the one participating in it? We are equal with Nigerians

9. Burning thieves who stole shoes and praising those who stole billions calling them “street smart” ? We are up there with nigerians

10. Pooping in beaches? Though not much like nigerians,this one happens in kenya too. I remember one time in mombasa I had a head on collision with a floating piece of s**t when I was swimming. People just release load and push it with water shamelessly. This waves brought it to me. Never felt so disgusted,na ile kitu ilikua msito aki

Like I said,the only difference is population. Kenya is just Nigeria with good PR. We honestly need to do better as a cont.,..

Kenyans shouldn’t even think of lying to ourselves that we’re better than Nigerians because we are not. The only existing difference is that Nigerians are 4 times our population therefore making it easier to see their vices. For every one kenyan shoplifter,theres four or five shoplifters in Nigeria.

Our similarities are much more compared to our differences. And i’ll mention the ones I can

1. When it comes to begging money and being loud Mouthed purposelessly,kenyan women are up there,just like nigerian women

2. Corrupt police? Kenya is up there with nigeria

3. Religious psychosis? Buying pastor a car? Kenyans are up there with Nigerians

4. Poor people fighting on behalf of rich politicians? Kenyans are up there with politicians

5. Working hard to leave your country,instead of fighting for better system here? Kenyans are up there with nigerians

6. Jelousy from entitled relatives? Kenyans are up there with nigerians

7. Prioritising useless things like iphones so that you can look rich? Kenyans are up there with Nigerians

8. Hating corruption only because you are not the one participating in it? We are equal with Nigerians

9. Burning thieves who stole shoes and praising those who stole billions calling them “street smart” ? We are up there with nigerians

10. Pooping in beaches? Though not much like nigerians,this one happens in kenya too. I remember one time in mombasa I had a head on collision with a floating piece of s**t when I was swimming. People just release load and push it with water shamelessly. This waves brought it to me. Never felt so disgusted,na ile kitu ilikua msito aki

Like I said,the only difference is population. Kenya is just Nigeria with good PR. We honestly need to do better as a continent

15/01/2026

🔴Remember the female student at Bomet University College who was caught using a mwakenya? If not; here she is 👉🏿 https://shorturl.at/kxbSW

Instead of calming down, she chose to confront the elderly and motherly lecturer in an attempt to destroy the evidence that had been confiscated from her. Wrong choice!

Unfortunately, her goose is now well cooked na kuna kachumbari kidogo. She will likely spend the next 1,000 days at home and may also face permanent suspension.

09/01/2026

26/12/2025

In Uganda, a group of students engineered something powerful from something portable — solar tents that fold neatly into backpacks. Designed for those without stable housing, these tents aren’t just shelters — they’re lifelines.

Each unit unfolds into a waterproof dome with solar panels stitched onto the fabric. During the day, they absorb enough sunlight to power a built-in LED light and a small USB port for charging basic devices. At night, the tent glows gently — providing visibility, a sense of security, and the dignity of private space.

But the design’s genius is in its portability. When folded, the tent compresses into a lightweight backpack with straps, making it easy for someone on the move. No bulky frames. No extra gear. Just grab and go — a temporary home on your shoulders.

The students behind the project were inspired by street families and refugee communities who had nothing to protect them from rain, sun, or theft. Their prototype combines recycled plastic fabric with flexible solar film — sourced from local suppliers to keep costs down and production ethical.

Some tents are now being distributed through humanitarian groups across East Africa. They’ve become especially useful in regions facing climate disasters, forced evictions, or sudden displacement.

This Ugandan invention proves that empathy can be engineered — that real solutions don’t need steel and glass, but creativity stitched with purpose. A backpack, a light, a roof — and the chance to sleep with a little more peace.