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14/11/2023

😂HOUR OF LAUGHTER😂
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Yesterday, my boss sent me on an errand with a huge amount of money, but on my way there, I was r0bbed. You see, my boss has trust issues, so even if I told him the truth, he won't believe me. So I had to use my héad 😏.

When I came back home, I went straight to the kitchen and stayed.
Fortunately for me, Madam was also home. Then I heard my name Onwordi
I kept quiet, as if I didn't hear it, then I heard my boss's voice again, "Onwordi, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MONEY I GAVE YOU?"
Still no response. Annoyed, he walked into the kitchen and saw me standing there.
"Mr Man, didn't you hear your name?"

Me: No oo, I didn't.

Boss: You mean to tell me that, the two times I called your name, you didn't hear me?

Me: No, I think this kitchen wall is dàmaged, when someone is calling you from the parlor, you can't hear them.

Boss: (pi**ed off) It's like you take me for a f00l, right? Okay, go to the parlor and call me, lemme see what you're saying.

So I went to the parlor and stood near Madam.

Me: OGA!!!

Boss: Young man, I can hear you loud and clear.

Me: Who sleeps with the ma!d when Madam is not around?

No response.

Me: Who got Madam's younger sister pregnánt?

No response. A few minutes later, my boss walked into the parlor, his face has changed. Madam was glaring at him.

Boss: Onwordi, you're right oo, that wall needs to be changed. Honey ehn, it's just....

Madam: Who is ya honey? So you think I'm dumb, right? Okay, I'll go into the kitchen, Onwordi call me, lemme show you that ya not wisér than me.

So Madam entered the kitchen.

Me: MADAM!!

Madam: Ask me a question, my friend.

Me: Who is Junior's real fàther?

Madam ran out of the kitchen immediately and told my boss, "Honey, please try and fix that kitchen wall."🙆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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14/11/2023

LEARN THE DIFFERENCE OF MEN & WOMEN IN LOTS OF ASPECTS.

Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman

1. MULTI-TASKING
Women - Multiple process
Womens brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time.
Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook.
Men - Single Process
Mens brains designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch TV and talk over the phone at the same time. they stop the TV while Talking. They can either watch TV or talk over the phone or cook.

2. LANGUAGE
Women can easily learn many languages. But can not find solutions to problems. Men can not easily learn languages, they can easily solve problems. That's why in average a 3 years old girl has three times higher vocabulary than a 3 yeard old boy.

3. ANALYTICAL SKILLS
Mens brains has a lot of space for handling the analytical process. They can analyze and find the solution for a process and design a map of a building easily. But If a complex map is viewed by women, they can not understand it. Women can not understand the details of a map easily, For them it is just a dump of lines on a paper.

4. CAR DRIVING.
While driving a car, mans analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fastly. If he sees an object at long distance, immediately his brain classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and he drives accordingly. Where woman take a long time to recognize the object direction/ speed. Mans single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrates only on driving.

5. LYING
When men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily. Womans super natural brain observes facial expression 70%, body language 20% and words coming from the mouth 10%. Mens brain does not have this. Women easily lie to men face to face.
So guys, do not lie face to face.

6. PROBLEMS SOLVING
If a man have a lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems and puts them in individual rooms in the brain and then finds the solution on

14/11/2023

NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO GO ON SOCIAL MEDIAg
I've posted this many times and again may I repeat it:--

1. Don't advertise your happy marriage on social media.

2. Do not advertise pregnancy on social media.

3 .Don't advertise your kids achievements on social media.

4. Don't advertise your expensive buys on social media.

5. Don't advertise the low social class people you are supporting on social media many of them are not happy about it.

6. Don't advertise your personal achievements in the social media ,they are your personal.

All these are ways of boasting to the world and the devil is the master of all boastings.Butt by the end you are losing the blessings from God.

UNDERSTAND THIS ABOUT LIFE...

1. Not everyone is going to be happy for you.

2. Most of the "nice" comments you get are just fake.

3.You just attracting the evil eye on you & your family.

4. You just attracting jealous people into your life.

5. You don't know who's saving your pictures & checking your updates.

6.You really need to stop this as because it may ruin your life, family, marriage and career.

BELIEVE ME - Social media sometimes is the devils eyes, ears and mouth, don't fall into the devils trap. Let a part of your life remain
private please.

14/11/2023

~"Usiogope sifa mbaya😎😎...Sifa nzuri ni za marehemu..😛😂

14/11/2023

6 MISTAKES LADIES MUST AVOID IN CHOICE MAKING

1. I will marry him because he is my tribe mate. The fact that he is your tribe mate does not make him good for you.
2. I will marry him because He is Rich. The fact that he is rich now does not mean he will be rich forever.
3. I will marry him because he is good in bed. A man doesn't just become good in bed in a day. Sometimes this is an indication that he has being rehearsing with others , and you may end up not being his bus stop. S*x before marriage is a sin. If he can't wait, let him go.
4. I will marry Him because he was the one who took my virginity. The fact that he's the one who took your virginity doesn't make him good for you in marriage. May be he just took advantage of your ignorance and weakness. Don't be deceived.
5. I will marry him because he is good looking. looks are not stable. Looks do change with age. What if he had an accident, and lost some of his body parts will he still be your very best?
6. I will marry him because he is tall. The fact that he is tall does not make him good and best for you.
All these are negative reasons for marriage.

BUT MARRY THIS TYPE..

Marry a man that can lead you.
Marry a man that is fearing God and believe in him.
Marry a man that has a dream and purpose.
Marry a man with good character and conduct.
Marry a man with great skills and potential.
Marry a man that can play with you and pray for you.
Marry a man who you have a future with.
It is foolishness on the part of ladies to date an unbeliever because of money.
Be Wise And Be Smart.

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