Kipyegon Ngeno Alfred

01/06/2024

A true friend is like a p***s, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a va**na, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.

⭕1. Ka*****ra says : If you suck one ni**le, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, B***s & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, p***y... That's origin of "BP"!

⭕3. Before s*x, you help each other get naked. After s*x, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fu**ed.

⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fu**ed to achieve it.

⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

⭕When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's P***s and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter. Love and share to someone else to know this. If it's true

31/05/2024

I thought malema will winn south African election, bt upto now the results appearing to be number 4,the guy has no differences with raila odinga

27/03/2024

These are the parents for those guys who hung themselves in narok County. Now you know the course .poverty is the worst enemy in the world.

27/03/2024

Imagine these two brothers chose this after their father gave 0.3 acre of land to their stepmother out of 0.8 acre of family land.and Surely, how did they convince themselves until they came up with their agreement to hang themselves on the same tree in the same scenes, still wondering?

09/03/2024

Man chops off hind legs of lactating cow at his in-laws in Kaber village Tinet ward,Kuresoi south after a wife he had allegedly eloped and sired children with, went back to her parents home due to marital strains.

09/03/2024

Hello guys!!
Have you ever participated in any interviews ?
There are various questions I was being asked, and it was taking only 1min.the questions are as follows n need everyone to give me his/her answers.
1. Tell us about yourself?
2. How did you know about the company?
3.what is your salary expectations ?
4. What are your weaknesses?
5. Why should we hire you?
6. Why shouldn't we hire you?
7. Tell us 10 entry points going to uganda?
8. If I pay you 100ksh ,how will you minimize to see that it sustained your family need?
9. Would you be able to work everywhere in the country?
10.finaly ,Do you have any questions?
So I want everyone to tell me ur answers for every question, especially 1_7

15/02/2024

Kipchoge is trending. Do you think he is the one who killed kiptum ?

31/12/2023

Kwani sweetstar ameisha ivo,ni k**a aliibia

27/12/2023