Winterslow Watch

08/08/2018

STOP FIRSDOWN FESTIVAL!

I'm looking to get around 5,000 signatures and we can personally deliver this to the organiser and show him what the silent majority really want!

STOP FIRSDOWN FESTIVAL

16/02/2017

Well...

It's that time of the month again when people decide to stuff their faces with sub par Fish & Chips, while hard working people drive past attempting to navigate the chicane created by mass abandoning of cars.

10/08/2016

Just had the miserable experience of driving through Firsdown again... And it stinks of ma*****na! I didn't know Firsdown Festival was still on.

Get a grip Firsdown, you don't see this happening in my village.

22/06/2016

★★THE EU REFEREDEM FACTS★★

• 9/10 Migrants are on benefits FACT
• Only 5% of people living in Britain are British FACT
• Turkey is Joining SOON! FACT
• Nigel Farage is a top man FACT
• Only Migrants want us to stay in the EU FACT
• ISIS Want us to stay FACT

★★VOTE LEAVE★★

08/04/2016

100 likes and counting... I always knew this village needed saving from the ever growing threat of undisciplined teenagers.

Donald Trump says "Make America great again"

I say MAKE WINTERSLOW GREAT AGAIN!

We could do with a wall aswell... Maybe get the shiny hands team to build it.

07/04/2016

*** Attention ***

Could the Woman of Winterslow please let your husbands park your cars during the school pick up as you seem to cause mayhem on a daily basis.

I don't know if it's through lack of driving ability or the fact that your too busy telling Alice about how the dishwasher has packed up again.

There's nothing wrong with asking for help, who knows you might even reduce the amount of dents you cause.

Your cooperation is appreciated.

13/10/2015

**** Announcement ****

I'm pleased to announce The Winterslow Watch is now in partnership with...

The Firsdown Community Speed Watch!

With all our free time and a lust for justice by any means necessary makes us natural allies!

If you drive past them make sure to wave and say moral boosting things to them.

30/09/2015

Lets be honest people.

What has personally effected you more?

Starving Children Or Pot Holes?

Our roads are a mess, we need to focus on real issues.

10/09/2015

I personally don't shake hands with anyone on benefits.

Anyone else do that?

09/09/2015

Winterslow needs to be developed more!

We need at least 500 new houses!

We need to do our part for these poor illegals.

Winterslow is able to house over 2,000! (I've done the maths)

I'm currently putting together a proposal to David Cameron which states that Winterslow is more than happy to take in these poor people.

25/08/2015

Is it just me?

Or is Winterslow starting to look more and more like this?

Maybe Central Stores should change into a Londis.

06/08/2015

Walking around the village earlier. I saw a "Teen" smoking on a cigarette. If there is one sure tell tale sign that someone is going to jail in the future, it's smoking. DISGUSTING!