23/05/2026
🚨 OFFICIAL PUBLIC APOLOGY 🚨
It has come to our attention that certain members of our troupe have engaged in behaviour that could be interpreted as “competitive intelligence gathering”.
Specifically, 2 individuals were observed concealed behind a tree whilst monitoring the activities of our fierce rivals, Farnworth Carousels.
Following a thorough internal investigation lasting almost seven minutes, we can confirm that:
🌳 A tree was involved.
📸 A photograph was taken.
👀 Looking did occur.
We would like to offer our sincerest apologies to all at Farnworth Carousels, and the tree itself.
As part of our punishment, the individuals concerned have been banned from all shrubbery for the remainder of the week and must now conduct all future reconnaissance operations from behind a wheelie bin.
We thank everyone for respecting our privacy during this difficult time.
