Thurcroft Welfare Community Hall Ltd

24/10/2026

OI, YOU LITTLE HORRORS… AND WE DON'T JUST MEAN THE KIDS! 😂

THE HALLOWEEN CHAOS IS NEARLY HERE! 🦇🎃

Get your costumes ready, your broomsticks serviced and your patience topped up… because it's about to get SPOOKY!

🚨NOW FOR A BIT OF BOO-SINESS!🚨

If you've got tickets but can no longer attend, PLEASE let the Welfare Hall know!

We're SOLD OUT and there are other little monsters desperate to get their claws on a ticket! 🧟‍♂️ so please don't ghost us, that's our job 👻

Give another family the chance to join the madness!

Thanks you boo-tiful lot and remember, we'll provide the Halloween chaos, but any sugar-fuelled gremlins attempting to climb your curtains at 2am are NOT covered by our returns policy! 🎃🤣

13/10/2026

🚨🎄 OH, FOR THE LOVE OF TINSEL… YOU LOT HAVE DONE IT NOW!!! 🎄🚨

Well, WELL, WELL, Thurcroft!! 🤣

I had a plan. A BEAUTIFUL plan. A carefully calculated, one-person mission to bombard you all with Halloween posts until you were seeing pumpkins in your sleep and considering a restraining order against the Welfare Hall's page. 🎃👻

BUT NOOOOOOO!!!

You absolute bunch of Halloween-obsessed, ticket-snatching, spooky little legends went and SOLD THE BLOODY THING OUT!!! 🤣👏

Honestly, the speed you lot bought those tickets, you'd think we were giving away free electricity, council tax refunds and a year's supply of Greggs sausage rolls!

So, thanks to our AMAZING COMMUNITY and your frankly outrageous enthusiasm, my carefully planned campaign of relentless Halloween harassment has been brought to a premature and deeply inconvenient end.

I HAD POSTS SCHEDULED, PEOPLE!!! JOKES PREPARED!!! THREATS OF MORE POSTS!!! 😭🤣

And now? NOW WHAT?!

Well… you've left me with absolutely no choice.

🦌 RELEASE. THE. BLOODY. REINDEER. 🦌

🎅🎄 CHRISTMAS HAS OFFICIALLY ENTERED THE CHAT!!! 🎄🎅

Somewhere in the North Pole, Rudolph has just spat out his carrot, Santa's dropped his biscuit in his brew, and an elf called Gary has handed in his notice because THURCROFT IS STARTING CHRISTMAS EARLY!!! 🤣

So, before you've even had chance to scrape the fake cobwebs off your front doors, I'm about to start rattling your Christmas baubles!

Further information will be released closer to the date, so keep those mince pies peeled! 👀

❤️ And genuinely, from all of us at Thurcroft Welfare Community Hall, THANK YOU! Your incredible support for our community events means the absolute world to us.

Without you lot, we'd just be a bunch of people standing in a hall arguing over who moved the Sellotape.

RIGHT THEN… WHO'S READY FOR CHRISTMAS?! 🎄🤣

And before anyone asks…

NO, THE REINDEER HAVEN'T GOT TICKETS TO SELL YET. THEY'VE ONLY JUST CLOCKED IN!!! 🦌😂

11/10/2026

🎶🕺 MOTOWN, SOUL & DANCE MOVES THAT SHOULD COME WITH A HEALTH WARNING! 💃😂

What a brilliant night with Ritchie Penrose at Thurcroft Welfare Community Hall! 🎤🎶

The music was fantastic and some of those dance moves haven't been seen since 1978… and there's probably a good reason for that! 😂🤣

We had hips swinging, knees creaking and a few people discovering they've still got the moves… even if their bodies haven't received the memo! 🤣🕺

❤️ Brilliant music, fabulous company and plenty of laughs!

🎥 Here's the video evidence!
(Don't worry, we won't be sending it to Strictly Come Dancing… 😂)👏❤️

11/10/2026

11/10/2026

✨🖤💛 JUST LOOK WHAT OUR AMAZING TEAM CAN DO! 💛🖤✨

Who says a community hall can't have a touch of glamour?! 😍

Our fantastic staff and volunteers have worked their magic, transforming Thurcroft Welfare Community Hall for our Ritchie Penrose Motown & Soul evening! 🎶✨

❤️ A HUGE heartfelt THANK YOU to our wonderful volunteers!

You give up your precious time, work tirelessly behind the scenes and always go that extra mile to make our events special.

You may not always get the recognition you deserve, but please know that every little thing you do is noticed, valued and appreciated. ❤️

We are so lucky to have such a caring, dedicated team. Without you, none of this would be possible!

👏 These photos aren't just about beautiful decorations – they're about teamwork, community spirit and people with hearts of gold!

💛🖤 Thurcroft Welfare Community Hall – made special by the people who care! 🖤💛

11/10/2026

🎤✨ Thurcroft, what an absolutely brilliant night! ✨🎤

A massive thank you to everyone who joined us at Thurcroft Welfare Community Hall for our fantastic evening with Ritchie Penrose! ❤️

To the dancers: your enthusiasm was outstanding—and some of those hip movements haven’t been seen in Thurcroft since 1987! To the singers: whether you knew the words or simply shouted something vaguely resembling them, you gave it your all! 😂

A huge thank you to Ritchie for bringing the music, atmosphere and entertainment, and to everyone who worked behind the scenes to make the evening possible. 👏

Most importantly, thank you to every single person who bought a ticket and came along. Your support keeps our hall at the heart of the community, and we’re so grateful! ❤️

Until next time, rest those dancing feet, find your dignity if you left it on the dance floor, and keep an eye on this page—there’s plenty more to come! 👀😂

P.S. If your knees sound like a packet of pork scratchings this morning, remember: it was a Motown night, not the Olympics! 🤣🎶

Please visit our Ritchie Penrose album to see more footage of the night ☺️

09/10/2026

🎤 **AND NOW… THE END IS NEAR…** 🎤

**AND THANK F*** FOR THAT, SCREAMS THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF THURCROFT AND THE SURROUNDING AREAS!!!** 🤣

We've advertised Ritchie Penrose that many bloody times, **even Ritchie himself is sick of hearing about Ritchie Penrose!!!**

Facebook's put us on a final warning, the village gossip's taken a vow of silence, and apparently someone's rung the council to ask if our ticket posts count as antisocial behaviour! 👉👈

One poor bloke only went online to check the weather and ended up knowing the date, ticket price, menu and Ritchie's entire bloody life story!!! 😂

Rumour has it three families have moved to Spain, two people have thrown their phones in the bin, and someone's trained their dog to scroll past our posts!

We've begged, we've pleaded, we've driven you up the wall…We've posted that many times, even our own families have blocked us, Facebook's reported us for harassment, and somewhere in Thurcroft there's a poor soul rocking in a corner screaming “I KNOW RITCHIE PENROSE IS ON SATURDAY!!!”

**BUT WE DID IT OUUUUR WAY!!!** 🎶😂

🎤 **RITCHIE PENROSE – SATURDAY 10TH OCTOBER!**

🎟️ **FINAL CALL – £10 INCLUDING PIE & PEAS!**

This is it. The FINAL post. The last nag. The end of an era.

**NO MORE SPAM. NO MORE PESTERING. NO MORE RITCHIE PENROSE TICKET POSTS!**

You can all unblock us, turn your notifications back on and cancel your appointments with the therapist now! 🤣🤣

**GET YOUR BLOODY TICKETS BEFORE WE CHANGE OUR MINDS AND START POSTING AGAIN!!!** 😂🎤🍻

CLICK HERE TO BOOK https://www.zeffy.com/en-GB/ticketing/ritchie-penrose-live-soul-and-motown-night

03/06/2026

🎉🚨 FRIDAY NIGHT PLANS? SORTED. 🚨🎉

Why sit at home scrolling Facebook when you could be shouting "HOUSE!" at the top of your lungs and dancing like nobody's watching? 😜

Join us for ROC THE NIGHT at Thurcroft Welfare Community Hall!

🎱 Bingo (£2 a round)
🎶 Great music & DJ
🏆 Fantastic prizes
💃 A brilliant atmosphere
❤️ All while raising money for Rotherham Opportunities College.

📅 Friday 5th June
🕢 7:30pm until late
📍 Thurcroft Welfare Community Hall

✨ FREE ENTRY!

Round up your friends, your family, and that one mate who's convinced they're "lucky at bingo." (This is their moment.)

🎟️ And don't leave it until the last minute—grab your tickets now, because "I meant to come" isn't nearly as much fun as actually being there! 😉

See you on the dance floor... or at least arguing over whose turn it is to check the bingo numbers! 😂