Recruitment: new female friends wanted

Recruitment: new female friends wanted anyone mentioning the names "Justin Bieber", "One Direction" or "N Dubz" in a positive light will be shot)

There are of course a few basic job requirements:
- Must be over the age of 18
- MUST understand the concept of, and be able to take, banter
- Must enjoy drinking and not be a complete p***y lightweight (beer drinkers preferable but not essential)
- Tolerance of drunken, stoned men who fart a lot is preferable and would aid you in the job
- Must be feminine (no butch lezzers allowed)
- Must have p

ossessed female genitalia for all or most of your existence
- DD+ cup size is essential
- Only apply if you honestly think you could rate yourself at least a solid 7/10 on the babe scale (that's no more than 1 or 2 pints in imperial measurements)
- A decent taste in music is preferable (i.e.

05/11/2014

Why is this still a thing?

26/05/2013

sup

27/02/2012

Bi***es love competition!

27/02/2012

I am McFinchinnnn

27/02/2012

Keep the applications coming ladies, there's plenty of room aboard the w***e boat yet.

26/02/2012

We clearly need to write a theme tune. It'll help so much.

26/02/2012

c**k gravy

25/02/2012

New promotional offer: Invite a friend and get a free high five.

25/02/2012

I think adam and dave should get banners made and put them on their cars.

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