07/10/2026
A round of applause for Keith, Jane, Rupert, Gav, Simon, Naomi, and every other volunteer who braved the shop today.
They turned up to find a diva of a manager demanding we change everything on the shop floor and go "full Christmas". Then, halfway through, he changed his stupid flaky mind and insisted we start the whole process again.
These nice photos are nothing but a cover-up. At 10am this morning the shop floor was an absolute wreck, full of trip hazards, traps and stress-inducing mess. But you all fixed it, twice, and made it look like it was all part of the plan.
A special mention goes to Richard, who performed a minor engineering miracle and built our new Unwrapped display unit.
Every eye roll, every swear (honestly, you lot could make a sailor blush) and every exasperated "what on earth is he doing now?!" is forgiven. 💚
P.S. If you're a Thursday volunteer reading this, brace yourself. There's more to come.