05/09/2026
new sites available, enquire within, brown envelopes accepted
Exciting news folks! For the low low price of £3000 a year, you can now advertise on our lovely roundabouts to distract motorists…but not to worry, we won't be using any of that money to beautify the city with flowers like we used to (what a waste of funds, am I right?). So sign up now and help us fund our lavish coffee breaks and office parties!"
