04/04/2026
Abominable Friday- The wind, the rain and the Easter Yeti - "The Easter Bunny isn’t, as many presume, a creature restricted to the bottom of an English garden in Spring, she is a free-willed, independant global explorer, with a mission to bring peace, love and confectionary to the world. On one particular trip to Tibet she met, and fell in love with, a local Yeti, a solitary creature who shunned attention and took pleasure in the simple things... the two made an instant connection and after a particularly wild night of lust, gymnastics and kinder bueno,they shared intimate knowledge of each other. However, explorers seldom stay in one place the two said their fond farewells as the bunny returned to Northumberland. Several months later the sun rose to the patter of enormous feet and the Easter Yeti was born, sharing his mother’s love for confectionary and his father’s love of solitude and nature... Being such a quiet fellow, he sought peace and tranquility in a seculded riverside spot, only peering out but once a year to share joy of chocolate, just as his mother used to. If you are very lucky, very quiet and good of heart (and not diabetic) perhaps you may see him...." This was the message that our intrepid band of explorers found in a bottle, bobbing in the chilly waters of the Coquet just after launch on a Good Friday that promised sun, wind, rain, eggs and merriment ... perhaps all of them, but on the upward leg it was mostly wind... big , blowy , arm-testing, blister making wind that exhilerates and has you wishing for home and a hot bath in equal measure.) Today's guest cox was young Lola Beans who quickly took to the role and the responsibilities associated with "being in charge" She grabbed the bobbing bottle and unfurled the sepia-tinged paper that was neally rolled therein and called the boats together to tell the tale.. Dare the intrepid skiffies venture further? Was the Yeti just a legend? will there be eggs? so many questions... so back into wind they went. (bravely). As they approached the Hermitage, Lola blew the "Yeti whistle" (hasnt everbody got one?) and the crew waited, breath held in anticipation, eagerly scanning the bankside.. They didnt have to wait long as soon they caught flshes of white fur through the trees and that familar yeti walk made famous in that film clip of the 70s .. The creatures shouted hello ... and the Yeti responded. However his plans to invite them for a bankside feast of confectionary from jolly gift bags was curtailled as the heavens opened and it started to plash down... now as all skiffies know, wind and plash are not a great combination. But not wanting to leave him, they offered a hand of friendship and asked the floppy-eared bigfoot to "lowp in" They even let him cox... so back downstream the merry bunch flew, the tide and the wind now pushing them and Easter treats replenishing their glucose levels. We all know that irony is a familair bedfellow to anyone who finds their fun on the water and predictably just before reaching base the sun came out, the wind died down and summer arrived... but dont worry, Winter returned a matter of moments later just as they were putting the boats away(a task made so much easier following the recent trailer service).... Happy Easter folks, and if you do go out near a river this weekend, listen out for rustles in the bushes and if you do the meet the Yeti , say hello.. he's not as sinister as his apperance might allude...