27/05/2026
Mad dogs and skiffy crews -18 miles, 11 bridges, two skeletons and 29 degrees... It can only be a blast of bank holiday "bonkersness" with ACRC as they again rowed the Tyne from Newburn to Tynemouth. On this particular morning the fog on the Tyne was not all mine (all mine) as we were presented with blazing sunshine, a cloudless sky and barely mouse's breath of wind. It was an early start (timed between Frap's first and second breakfast) when that age-old logistical puzzle of the fox, the chicken and the corn swung into action (with boats, cars, trailers and crew taking the places of the animals and the grain) this was strategically planned over a cheeky coffee midweek to ensure that all the people ended up at one point and all the cars and trailers ended up at the other. A warm bank holiday meant that roads were full and parking was a premium and we must give a big thanks to Christine for carrying the drivers back to the start (you're an angel x) This was the first time we'd taken our launching trolly on the road, flipped on top of the skiff and secured via some handy and hasty "wood and ropework" by our resident knotmeister Cap'n Angus, and (to be expected) it worked dream and the boats were soon on the slip. Crew numbers were somewhat depleted for this one so quite literally a Skeleton crew was assembled for one skiff as "Skelly and Boney" (named by two local children who were down by the skiff at the time of launching ) took alternate seats to maintain the appearance of a four person crew ... All that remained was a quick tub of ice cream and we were off... Now in any 18 mile row there's going to be lots to look at and this was no different .. starting in a country park and soon passing the "oar and rower" and "Blaydon races" sculptures marking the course of the original and modern races... green parkland morphed into scrapyards and industrial units, ponies on crumbling banks sat aside new luxury housing and the derelict remnants of factories and long forgotten jetties sat quiet like ghosts, leaving only faint echoes of a proud past... It was only when we passed the metrocentre that it clicked how far up river we'd actually started.. Did anyone mention bridges?? Surely not?? In fact we rowed under 11 in total and with each bridge Frap had another sandwich xx. The bridges offered us a little welcome shade from the sun, whilst Haribo offered glucose for the bloodstream hurrah!!!. Rowing under that iconic succession of Newcastle bridges does give you a certain tingle of childlike excitement and a sense of history and belonging no matter how many times you do it. After the bridges the river starts to widen and passing traffic (small but fast) gave the odd bounce from their bow waves to keep us alert.. this was followed by the cox's motivational message "you've still got another ten miles or so to go xx" at which point the skeletons aboard were seen to visibly chortle as their jawbones shook in the breeze, whilst their arms simultaneously waved to families on the riverside. The next stretch saw more ghosts from the past sat next to modern "big industry" with their strange looking contraptions and techical hoojamaflips aplenty. After checking in for the final time with Port of Tyne we rounded the last bend, suddenly feeling quite small as we found ourselves amongst the 'big lads". The breeze suddenly dropped and water flattened as Tynemouth Priory could be seen beckoning from atop the cliff... The tide had fallen significantly by now and apparently thousands and thousands of people had crammed every beach, every street , every cafe, every bar and every vantage point just to catch a glimpse of us (either that or it was the hottest May bank holiday on record and people love a beach... but I prefer to think of it as the former) We were met on landing by an enthusiastic bunch of children in the water with many questions, mainly about the skeletons, apart from one young fellow (about 8 years old) in an RNLI tshirt who said he make sure we were safe. (The future is in great hands there) Even with the launching trolly, it was a hard push over knobbly rocks and the softest of sand, but there are indeed good people in the world who sprang to our aid (and others who oddly decided to film our grunts and groans. haha)... Olivia at this point restored the crews energy and resolve with hand baked brownies that worked with immediate effect (just look at Alan's face in the pics)... Weaving our way home through Tynemouth was slow as the crowds lined the street to see us off (at least that what I'm taking it as) days like these take planning but are always worth it so a big thanks to the crews for digging in and doing the run with no crew changes (we were easily the most gorgeous crews from Amble in handmade boats on the Tyne that day... I swear it), thanks too to the kind folks who helped carry the boats at the end and the absolute legend from Newburn Leisure Centre who came on his day off to open the slipway gates, cheers to Port of Tyne for letting us do this and giving helpful advice, to Tynemouth rowing club for letting stash the trailers and finally to Milton Blake who back in 1932 invented sunscreen ### love to all x.. I'll add some more pics over the next few days too