12/10/2026
News just in from The Great Wilkeston Bugle on the weekends activities
1. The SPOTH touring party descended on North Yorkshire, armed with suitcases, questionable plans and absolutely no sense of self-preservation.
2. Sue and Steve LaRue, Hollywood’s glamorous 1940s detectives, solved several crimes that hadn’t actually been committed.
3. Dr Lancaster attempted to maintain educational standards while Brenda’s toilet and tea investigations threatened to derail the entire itinerary.
4. A day at Eden Camp, a steam train excursion to Pickering and a journey through the range of cocktails on offer featured various challenges and a meeting with a TV star remain hidden under the Official Secrets Act until 2026
5. The adventurers continued their railway odyssey before five of them descended on the Inn on the Moor for a dinner capable of feeding a battalion.
6. Three scampi suppers, one ham and eggs, and a chicken breast with enough vegetables to reforest Yorkshire, and a Yorkshire pudding the size of Ben Nevis later, the weekend was declared a triumph — though nobody dared ask Brenda about tea bags again. 🤔🤭
