01/11/2026
GODFREY INGRAM: THE MAN IN THE TANK
Godfrey Ingram was one cool footballer. In fact, this nimble-footed striker was so chilled he once fell asleep in a flotation tank at Kenilworth Road. Everyone forgot about him and he came within a whisker of spending the entire night locked in the medical room!
In the past 50 years or so the Hatters have gained a reputation for producing home grown talent and Dunstable teenager Godfrey was the outstanding starlet to emerge in the mid-to-late 1970s. Possessing great balance, speed and touch, he was a leading light in the Chiltern Youth League and picked for England at schoolboy and youth levels before signing professional at Luton in summer 1977.
But let’s get back to that flotation tank story, as relayed by physio John Sheridan: John recalls getting hold of a ‘Delta Float’ tank for Luton’s medical room, a state-of-the-art model used by the USAF to help its pilots relax and reduce stress. It measured no more than eight feet long, five feet wide and four feet high with the Luton Town badge proudly displayed on it. It held about ten inches of water, with a good helping of Epsom salts creating a solution more buoyant than the Dead Sea. It was sound-proofed and completely dark inside, which often encouraged the floating footballers to doze off after they clambered in.
In his excellent 2021 book ‘The Limping Physio’, John recalls how Godfrey was a regular tank user and one day after training asked for a session which would need to be short, as he had an important appointment later on. After Godfrey disappeared inside the tank, John carried on treating other players. After finishing his duties John cleaned the treatment room, locked up, and headed to his car after another busy day.
Just as he pulled out of the car park, to his horror he realised he’d completely forgotten about Godfrey who was still in the tank, by now probably shrivelled like a prune! Once back in the treatment room John quickly switched on the facility that allowed music to be played through the tank’s internal speakers. Thinking on his feet, he cleverly chose the Marianne Faithfull song ‘What’s the Hurry’(!) and the patient inside slowly woke up, by now in very relaxed mode.
Recalled John: “I said to him ‘Godfrey, I have good news and bad news for you. The good news is you’ve been in a deep sleep, but the bad news is your appointment was three hours ago’. Godfrey took it in good spirits and I didn’t have the heart to tell him he’d almost spent a whole night in the flotation tank!”
News of Luton’s tank innovation quickly spread and the BBC’s Paul Heiney visited the ground to try it out and make a programme for Radio Four. Added John: “I’m not sure if football clubs still use them, but for Luton back then this was a sound investment and I think we were one of the first clubs in this country to have one”.
As a small boy Godfrey had been a matchday mascot at Kenilworth Road. A few years later he ran on the pitch again, this time as a sub making his senior debut in an FA Cup tie with Oldham, just days before David Pleat replaced Harry Haslam as manager. Over the next three years Godfrey was unable to pin down a regular place in the side however, and after 33 games and eight goals departed for a long and successful career in the USA. One of his final games for Town was the historic 2-1 win at QPR – the first English League game played on artificial turf.
Godfrey’s stats across the pond would be remarkable – he hit roughly 300 goals in 500-plus games. He eventually hung his boots up in 1992, having by now started a successful business career. He would be welcomed back to the Luton Town fold in 2008 as part of the 2020 consortium who saved and reinvigorated our crisis-hit club.
• Story by ROB HADGRAFT
• Read more about Godfrey Ingram, via this link: https://hattersheritage.co.uk/players/godfrey-ingram-p809
• For more on popular physio John Sheridan, click this link: https://hattersheritage.co.uk/directors-and-staff/john-sheridan-p800090