28/07/2026
Salacious tuba gossip.
After my last reel about the tuba’s 14 notes in Dvořák’s New World Symphony, several tuba players shared a story that has apparently been passed down through generations.
According to the legend, the tuba player was having an affair with Dvořák’s wife—so Dvořák made sure he was included in the symphony, but gave him almost nothing to do. That way, he would still have to be in rehearsal, where Dvořák could keep an eye on him.
Who knew tuba players could be so naughty!