22/09/2026
BIG TOE HAD TO GO 😱 It took a hefty bash
It got involved with a door, into which it crashed
Infected too, too big for shoes, the doc I had to see
They decided too much harm…the toe would have to leave
A bandage now does hide the space where toe that used to be
Is Jon in pain? Is Jon distressed?
You’ll have to wait & see
But worst of all he’s now endured
The thing we all do hate
The taste of food of NHS is REALLY not that great 🤮
So off to M&S just now to stock up on supplies
Likely 10 stone heavier…not sure it’s all that wise 🙄
Comrie Perthshire