23/06/2026
Naturally, we receive a lot of unsolicited correspondence. Some of it can be a bit weird - you know who you are, so just stop it please.
But we also get a great many sacks of letters very similar to the example shown. One person even wrote in to ask if it was watching our conductor extremely carefully and continually that was the magic ingredient fuelling eternal youth. This is a novel suggestion. Someone else has been suggesting it for a while now but we can’t recall who that was. We might even set up a quadruple four-part SATB blind trial next season to evaluate the effects.
Anyway, the time has come to respond to the widespread clamouring for our inner secrets.
To be more than usually accommodating, we have asked our in-house F.A.C.T.S.H.E.E.T (Friendly Answers, Clear Timely Support, Helpful Explanations & Essential Truths) team if it might address this particular request in a handy cut-out-and-keep leaflet.
They are now working on it. Do say if you might be interested in the results.
Manvinder Rattan theonlylife
