News & Memes

25/10/2026

A fish was found on a car windscreen at Pittenweem Harbour during Storm Boelo, and naturally, the Scots in the comments have had an absolute field day. 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

23/10/2026

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19/10/2026

🚨🎃 CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE ABSOLUTE RIP-OFF THAT IS PUMPKIN PICKING?! 🤣💀

Since WHEN did walking around a muddy field and picking up a vegetable become a bloody luxury experience?! 🥴😂

You’re paying an ENTRY FEE… TO ENTER A FIELD. A FIELD, KAREN. THE GRASS IS FREE EVERYWHERE ELSE! 😭🤣

Then, once you’ve paid for the privilege of breathing the fresh countryside air, you get to PAY AGAIN for the pumpkin you’ve just picked up yourself! 💀

And the prices?! DON’T EVEN START ME. 🎃

A pumpkin in Aldi: £2. The EXACT SAME PUMPKIN in a field, after you’ve pushed it around in a wheelbarrow and got mud on your trainers: £12. 🤣🤣

Apparently, the mud adds value. The wheelbarrow adds luxury. And the fact you’ve personally plucked it from the earth means you’re now Gordon bloody Ramsay of the agricultural world. 😭😂

And we’ve somehow convinced ourselves this is a magical autumn family tradition. 🍂

NO, KAREN. YOU’VE JUST SPENT £50 TO TAKE YOUR CHILDREN TO A FIELD, GET FILTHY, COMPLAIN ABOUT THE WEATHER, TAKE 47 IDENTICAL PHOTOS OF A PUMPKIN AND GO HOME 38 MINUTES LATER. 🤣💀

The kids will be bored before you’ve even found the exit, your shoes will be ruined, and you’ll be eating beans on toast for the rest of the week to recover financially. 😂

NOT THIS YEAR, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I’m going to Aldi, buying £2 pumpkins, scattering them around the garden and charging the kids a fiver each to enter.

I’ll put a bit of mud down, nick a wheelbarrow off Facebook Marketplace and call it Paddy’s Premium Pumpkin Experience.

£15 for a family ticket. £5 extra for a photo with a rusty tractor. Hot chocolate is £8. CASH ONLY. NO REFUNDS. 🤣🤣🤣

Honestly, have we all lost the plot, or has pumpkin picking genuinely become one of the biggest autumn rip-offs going?! 🎃💀

BE HONEST… HOW MUCH DID YOU GET RINSED FOR LAST YEAR?! 👇🤣

12/06/2026

🚨UPDATE: There was update on Stephen Ogilvie (the man who survived an horrific attack from an immigrant in Belfast) last night.

The doctors said it was looking good and he was a fighter. They tried to bring him out of the coma but he didn’t do well so they had to induce him again.

They’re going to try and take him out gradually to see how it goes.

His throat has had to be stapled from one side to the other, he’s lost his left eye and socket completely, he had 2 surgeries yesterday to rebuild his nose.

The doctors are now focusing on the swelling in his face.

Keep praying for him and his family.🙏🏾

10/06/2026

🚨BREAKING: The asylum seeker who sparked huge riots in Belfast by trying to behead a local has been named as Hadi Alodid.

He’s from Khartoum in Sudan. The city is currently under control of the Muslim Brotherhood-allied Sudanese Armed Forces. Beheadings are an Islamist specialty.

09/06/2026

Mother of God. He stabs the victim in the head repeatedly before taking the knife to the man’s neck, before members of the public rush over to stop the attack.

What sickens me is that we are now so desensitised that an attempted beheading can be met by a ‘just another attack’. We shouldn’t have to live like this. The Police ought to release the details on the attacker now and not wait for any trial.

09/06/2026

🚨BREAKING: Some Sikh community leaders have warned that any move to ban the Kirpan could have serious consequences for the Sikh community in Britain.

They argue that the Kirpan is a deeply important article of faith and that restricting it would be seen by many Sikhs as an attack on their religious freedom.

09/06/2026

Let this sink in

06/06/2026