20/05/2026
🚨 CALLING ALL PROSPECTIVE MEMBERS: Are you our next secret superstar? (Or excellent background hummer?) 🚨
We see you. You’ve seen our flyer, you’ve thought about it, and you’re currently debating whether you actually have the time/talent/guts to show up on Thursday.
Let us help you make that decision. Here is a completely honest, entirely biased guide to why you should stop thinking about it and just come join the Military WAGS Choir Catterick Garrison. 🎶 🤔
"Is this choir right for me?" A Quick Quiz:
Do you love to sing? (Even if it’s strictly restricted to the shower, the car, or after one too many glasses of wine?)
Do you like making new friends? (Or just need an ironclad excuse to get out of the house for 90 minutes?)
Are you a Wife, Affiliate, Girlfriend, or Servicewoman?
Do you have children you would love to hand over to a FREE crèche facility while you go have fun?
Results: If you answered Yes to any of the above, congratulations! You are legally required to come see us this Thursday.
🛑 Myth-Busting (To Calm Your Nerves)
Myth "I need to be able to read music and sing like Whitney Houston."
Fact No auditions or experience necessary!
If you can make a noise that vaguely resembles a musical note, you’re qualified. If you accidentally sing the wrong line, we just call it "jazz harmony" and move on.
Myth:"Everyone already knows each other and it’ll be awkward."
Fact: We are literally a group built on Support and Socialising.
We will welcome you with open arms, probably a cup of tea, and an overwhelming amount of enthusiasm.
🗓️ The Details (No Excuses!)
When: Thursdays from 6:00pm – 7:30pm
Where: Garrison Memorial Church (DL9 4ES)
What to bring: Just yourself. (And maybe a friend if you're too scared to walk through the door alone—we love a 2-for-1 deal!)
Stop humming to the radio in secret.
Come and be part of the loudest, most supportive sisterhood in the Garrison.
Drop us a message here, text 07955 162823, or just rock up this Thursday. We can't wait to meet you! 🎤💖
