03/06/2026
🧱 Masonic Humor Of The Day 🧱
A Brother asked the Secretary,
“Brother Secretary, how much time does Masonry take each month?”
The Secretary replied,
“Officially?”
“Yes.”
“A few hours.”
“And unofficially?”
The Secretary smiled.
“About 17 phone calls, 43 group chat messages, 12 email reminders, 3 committee discussions, and one conversation in the parking lot that lasts longer than the meeting itself.”
The Brother thought for a moment and said,
“So Masonry is a lifelong commitment?”
The Secretary nodded.
“No, Brother… the parking lot conversation is.”
—> Lesson: The meeting may end with the gavel, but the Brotherhood continues long after.