The Independent Sci-Fi Collective

09/09/2024

Devastating loss. The man was a Legend! Dearth Vader, of course. But I’ll always remember him best as King Jaffe Joffer, King of Zamunda!

His loss will be sorely felt. What an age, though. 93. The man was a fighter.

Rest in peace, James Earl Jones. You did good, Your Majesty. 🙇‍♂️

Acting great James Earl Jones, who voiced Star Wars villain Darth Vader and Mufasa in The Lion King, has died at the age of 93.

04/05/2024

COME ON!!!

You KNOW what day it is! Let’s see some love!

MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!

22/02/2024

COME ON, NASA! COME ON, NOVA-C!

Waiting for confirmation of successful landing! 🚀 🌙 🖖

02/02/2024

Today I come to bring you warning of a new kind of Evil; a new Fresh Hell!

This fiery magic was forged from the J**m of bottom-dwelling demons from the pit itself!

This is: Original Source’s “Mint & Tea Tree” shower Gel. Who doesn’t like the smell of fresh mint right? So I decided to pick one up and give it a try.

‘Mint and Tea Tree' I thought to myself; the lady in my life is bound to like that scent. Figured I'd be fresh as a daisy.

So naturally I hop in the shower and generously lather it all over my twig and two berries. Within less than a minute, my little soldier was crying for mercy.

I felt like I was getting a bl***ob from Puff The Magic Dragon. My balls had retreated up into my stomach to try to escape what they could only interpret as their usually warm and cozy home being burnt to the ground; meanwhile I had to grab ahold of my gear stick to reassure myself that it wasn't actually melting.

Frantically grabbed the shower head and shoved it down there like the head of an expensive pr******te!

Took ages of washing and then gentle drying before the sensation of fire Ants trying to procreate with me subsided; meanwhile I'm walking around bow-legged like I've shat myself.

What fresh torture is this? Where did they get the recipe, N**i Germany?!

Off to soak my Apples and Banana in Lavender Oil. For a few hours after use, you’ll be pi***ng razor blades and shuffling along like you’ve got a beehive stuck to your Baby-Maker.

Be Warned!!

24/01/2024

RIP Gary Graham.

He was fantastic, for those who know, in Star Trek: Enterprise. But I’ll always remember him as Detective Matthew Sykes on the 90’s Sci-Fi classic “Alien Nation”.

A great actor, a lifelong Trekkie, and a legend in the industry. Literally grew up watching this guy.

Thanks for many years of entertainment, enlightenment, and for allowing all of us to enjoy your talent, Gary.

Rest in peace, Brother. See you in another life. 😞 🙏 🪦

01/01/2024

Happy New Year!

Stay out of trouble……