01/12/2025
Ye Ancient Order of Nobbled; I mean Noble Corks
Next Sailing Saturday 9th May and 17th November 2026
219 Life Members
Minutes of the meeting held on Saturday 29th November 2025 on Board the Black Heart W***h.
Meandering around the bar commenced at about 16.45 when various scallywags fell in from the street, to lubricate themselves with beer, with the exception of the initiates who unfortunates who were not allowed to purchase refreshments due to not being Corky.
The majority of the now unruly crowd staggered onto the main deck (18), Which included 1 New Shipmate. And our Rather Worshipful Admiral Jann Preen took control of the Ships Company by opening the Nelson Cork Lodge. The assembled ruffians endeavoured to sing āDrunken Sailorā and it was an exaggeration to call it singing!
Our Right Worshipful Admiral then began the business of the day, with his side kick our Boson Dave Fisher shouting out orders āLibationsā and the motley crew supped their Grog. The Ships Doctor; David Little went below deck to inspect the 1 Initiate., who were being prepared by Particularly Worthy Outer Screw; Danny Peacock. The Doctor, reported back to confirm all is not well below deck, as all new Shipmate were pi**ed āto many Libationsā the Boson Dave Fisher took his place alongside Rather Worshipful Admiral; āJann Preenā Then the one initiate were then singularly admitted onto to the top deck, and their Initiation started in the now normal friendly quiet unassuming way that we welcome them by, with friendliness and Masonic reserve! A great night had by all; 1 new Shipmate Cameron Burt joined us.
The Admiral being Jann Preen; and our Vice Admiral Andre de Grave, then proceeded to initiate the victim with a well-polished reading of the āCork Degreeā, assisted by scruffy Ships Officers, by helping with various things but not worthy of thanks until they get them, right?
Once the meeting was concluded the important subject of Grub was discussed and Ships Cook āDavid Little āwho had been pressed into producing from āā Inn of the Salt & Vinegar Fish & Chip Shopāā, which was devoured by the crew with no table manners in sight.
Apologies had been received from too many Corkies (33), all recorded and on record, but the Ships Writer is greatful they stayed away as the ship would have sunk with too many bodies on board!
The Rather Worshipful Admiral with his retinue closed the Nelson Cork lodge @ 8.45pm.
Our raffle and fines including the coins in the buckets raised Net: - £210.00, on behalf of the Ships Officers heartfelt thanks for your generosity, Shipmates.
Numerous Shipmates sailed on this evening and their names are recorded in the Visitorās book. Some fell overboard and drowned never to be seen again.
Signed on your behalf Andre
Undoubtedly Worshipful Shipās Writer
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