The Westwell Players

28/08/2026

28/08/2026

Yoo-hoo! 📢 A very important announcement from the ladies (and gentlemen, bless them) of Farndale!

We are briefly stepping out of our rigorous rehearsals to host a simply splendid stall for the Westwell Players at the Westwell Village fete this Sunday, 30th August!

We do hope you’ll come down to the village hall and visit us. We have arranged a delightfully dramatic afternoon for you all:

🎟️ Our Famous Tombola: Featuring some truly fabulous prizes!
🍰 Guess the Weight of the Cake: (I won't say which of the ladies baked it, but it’s a hefty one!)
🖍️ Children’s Colouring-in: To keep the little darlings entertained while the adults discuss high art.
🎭 A Grand Draw: Your chance to win FREE TICKETS to our upcoming theatrical masterpiece!

Speaking of tickets, do take note: our Early Bird tickets go on sale for two weeks starting 1st September. They are a mere £9.50 (rather than the usual £10). An absolute bargain for the cultural event of the season!

www.westwellplayers.co.uk

Do come and say hello. We can't wait to see you there! 👋

19/05/2026

Don't forget...Westwell Players AGM Wednesday 20th May at Westwell Village Hall @ 7.30pm

25/04/2026

And just like that, the curtain has fallen on our "System Error" triple-bill. To everyone from Westwell, Ashford, and beyond who came along this week: Thank You.

Community theatre is about so much more than what happens under the spotlights. It’s the late-night rehearsals, the village hall clean-ups, the tech team who kept the "glitches" strictly on-script, and—most importantly—the neighbours who show up to support us.

You brought the energy we needed to power through show week.

We’re going to take a short "offline" break to recover, but we’ll be back soon with more stories, more laughs, and the same Westwell spirit.

Until the next system update,

The Westwell Players 🎭

24/04/2026

🟢 SYSTEM STATUS: SEMI-FUNCTIONAL (BUT THE VIBE IS 100%)

Opening night of System Error was a total "glitch" in the best possible way. The laughs were loud, and the feedback has been heartwarming.

However, it seems our theme was a bit too immersive. While Lance the AI was causing chaos on stage, our bar card machine decided to stage its own protest.

It turns out that life really does imitate art!

We’ve sent the card machine to a "re-education camp" (aka Pete’s shed), and we are doing everything we can to have it behaving for the next two nights. Just in case, though, bringing a bit of backup cash might be the smartest "workaround" for your interval drinks!

Don’t miss the final two "uploads":
www.westwellplayers.co.uk/box-office

23/04/2026

Tonight’s the night! 🥂

The "Cole Room" is buzzing, the props are in place, and the bar is stocked (and yes, Pete did find his trousers eventually). We’re officially opening our triple-bill of tech-fuelled comedy tonight at the Westwell Parish Hall.

Forget the faceless AI and the cold screens for a few hours. This is about our community coming together to laugh at the very things that usually make us want to throw our routers out the window.

Whether you’re here for Slasher Stevens' cryo-drama or "Little Norman" the Parrot’s colourful vocabulary, we can’t wait to welcome you.

Don’t be the one hearing about it in the Westwell Eye next month—be there to see the system crash in person!

🟢www.westwellplayers.co.uk/box-office

22/04/2026

System Loading: 99% Complete... ⏳

Tomorrow night, the Westwell Players officially go "Live." We’re peering into the future (and the very recent, very laggy past) with three plays that prove technology is only as smart as the humans breaking it.

Ever been left in a cryonic freezer for 89 years too long because of an IT glitch? Had an AI lock your fridge because it wasn't "optimal eating time"? Or accidentally appeared on a Zoom call without your trousers?

Come see your favourite local faces navigate the digital minefield. It’s the "Westwell Way"—modern stories told with a warm, village heart.

Seats are filling up faster than a high-speed fibre connection. Secure yours now!

🟢 www.westwellplayers.co.uk/box-office

16/04/2026

Thank you to Beyond Beauty Retreat and Hare and Hounds for providing prizes for our raffle for our next show..23rd 24th and 25th April...
Book now at www.westwellplayers.co.uk