Humbleton rant and banter

20/08/2025

🔥LAST WORKSHOP OF THE SUMMER🔥

If any athletes would like to attend ( non members very welcome ) pop the page a message and join us for stunting and tumbling workshop! 🙌👏

20/08/2025

Honey for sale at Little Haven Farm.

2 sizes available starting from £4
Also Beeswax candles and wax melt sets.

20/08/2025

29/06/2024

18/05/2024

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The two Nick's

17/05/2024

Good evening everyone we have some extremely EXCITING and slightly daunting news 😅

WE ARE RE OPENING FORT PAULL 🏰😎

Gulp!

Date tbc (There’s a lot of work to do) - We will be re opening this wonderful site again for the public to enjoy! ❤️

We will be starting from scratch and hoping to save the fort and re build the museum for generations to come.

To do this we will be opening the Fort one day a week (this will hopefully change when busier) for a small fee so that the public can have a wander around the Fort, bring a picnic and see our starting point on this journey (dogs allowed 🐶)

To also help us on this journey we will be looking to run numerous events throughout the year 😎

We have already lined up the ghost tours to re start, classic American car shows, some fitness based events 💪 and hopefully a fright night event for Halloween 👻 If possible a Christmas market 🎄🎅

What we would really love to host this year is the first of hopefully very many ‘Fort Fest’s” 🤘what an incredible venue for a music festival 😎

We would really love to know what sort of events the public would like to see at the fort?
Would anyone like to run their own event here?

We are also looking for the following vendors, if you would like to be involved in our events please get in touch 🍔🍻

Food
Drink
Crafts
Xmas Stall Holders

If anyone fancies lending a hand, there’s plenty to get stuck into 😅

Please bear in mind that we are starting from scratch and this is a huge undertaking! There will be teething problems but.. we will be trying our best to make this a wonderful museum to visit, a cracking events venue and the best of all, the longevity of this incredible Fortification ✌️

Thanks for reading
The Two Nicks 😎

02/05/2024

🔥⭐️WANT TO JOIN US ?!🔥
⭐️NOW IS THE TIME⭐️
We have only have a couple of weeks before we pause our new sign ups as we have a Showcase coming up!
Pop us a message if you’re interested in joining 🙌 [email protected]

07/04/2024

Has anyone got a bike trailer that I could borrow for a few hours tomorrow night please