09/09/2026
I was listening to the radio outside when my wife ran towards me while shouting"Honey!!! Honey!!! There's a snake in the room". Dear friends, we men suffer ooh... We often have to prove that we have balls in certain situations and there, I really don't like it.
Me who can't catch a rooster or a hen in my hand; me who is always afraid that a sheep will bite me savagely; me who is even afraid of rats, it is this same "me" that my wife was asking to kill a snake that can bite for real.
Deep down, I was afraid but I had no choice.
I pretended not to hear her and asked very nonchalantly: "Huh?"
She repeated that a snake had just entered the living room and that it had slipped under the furniture...
I got up and followed her, taking a stick. As soon as we got to the entrance, she pointed to the couch "It's over there"
Me: Snake there, what color was it?
She: (all panicked) black!!!
Me: was it a poisonous snake? Was it angry?
She: ooorrrh baby...
Me: Yes!!! I'm asking for this information because it's not just any snake we kill... There are innocent snakes that we don't kill...
She: Baby, we have to go into the room...
Me: go in to do what?
She: You're going to lift the furniture and kill the snake otherwise it can go to the kitchen...
There, my heart was beating fast and I was already sweating like a top athlete.
She: Or are you afraid?
Me: Afraid of what? The number of snakes we hunted in the village, you can't count... As soon as the snakes saw us, they fled into the bush and there we followed them LALALALA like Usain Bolt in the bush... At one point even the snakes got tired and stopped and it was at that precise moment that we arrived behind and grabbed the snake's head. One shot, KPA KPA, we broke the snake's teeth and it became harmless...
Her: (impatient) Okay baby... Now, we have to go in... The snake will flee...
Me: I haven't finished telling the story...
I hadn't finished my sentence when she pushed me violently into the room... My mother had advised me that I couldn't marry this girl but I was stubborn 😥
I entered the room by force and against my will and then automatically I stepped on a black thing that moved in all directions 😭😭😭😭 Oh my God, lord!!! Goosebumps... My hair stood on end, my soul left my body and I collapsed like nothing...
No way, I fainted right before the snake bit me...
A few hours later I woke up in the hospital and they told me that I fainted just by trampling on a black electric wire while my wife was having fun with me.
Currently I'm drinking peak milk from the hospital but when we get home, that's when this woman will understand that it's not with everyone we have fun...😒😒
