05/07/2025
Some amusing lodge history.
Cusi the Cusimanse
Back in 2013, I was at the lodge mostly on my own. It was a quiet time—no volunteers, no guests, just me trying to keep things going. Toward the end of that year, a few local fishermen arrived at camp and asked if I’d be interested in taking in an animal they’d been keeping in their camp for the past six or seven months. Naturally, I was curious.
They brought up a small cusimanse—a type of diurnal mongoose, spelled C-U-S-I-M-A-N-S-E. It wasn’t a baby anymore; it had already been weaned and was feeding on its own. But it had clearly spent its early life tied up. They’d fashioned a kind of cloth harness around its belly with a bit of string attached—basically like walking a dog, except this was a mongoose and, well, they never took the string off.
It was a cute little thing, wide-eyed and alert, and I figured it would be far better off with me than spending the rest of its life tied up in a fishing camp eating leftover bits of corzo. So I took him in.
From the moment he arrived, it was obvious he adored people. Any noise—footsteps, conversation, the clatter of dishes—and he’d go barrelling off to investigate like he was in charge of security. He was hilarious. I gave him a scratch, then figured I’d test the waters: I took off the strap. If he ran off into the forest, so be it—at least he’d be free. But instead, he erupted with joy—rolling in the sand, rubbing himself on trees, doing laps around the camp like a maniac. It was like watching someone who’d just been granted a royal pardon. And after all that, he didn’t even leave. He just stuck around, acting like he owned the place.
That night, I remembered he was diurnal, so I figured he’d be settling down soon and might wander off while I was sleeping. I picked up the strap, thinking I’d just gently tie him up for the night—only to have him freeze and give me a look that said, in no uncertain terms: Try it, and I’m gone.
He wouldn’t come near me while I had that thing in my hand. He’d made his choice—he was free now, and there would be no going back. Fair enough. I never tried to put the strap on him again. As the light faded, he simply padded off behind one of the cupboards in my room and curled up to sleep.
I named him Cusi—short for cusimanse, naturally—and he became a fixture in camp. A much-loved fixture, but an absolute pest at the same time. He was wildly energetic, very clever, and had no sense of boundaries. At one point I had to hire a Baaka just to supervise him. Left unsupervised, he’d raid the kitchen, find a tray of eggs, and in minutes they’d be gone—cracked, eaten, stomped on, you name it. The guy was chaos in a small, furry package.
But God, he was fun. Like a little Staffordshire Bull Terrier. You could roughhouse with him and he loved it. Tough as nails, with a wiry coat, and full of character. He’d rush to any commotion, tail twitching, nose twitching, determined to be in the middle of whatever was happening. Guests, staff, hammering, music—it didn’t matter. If something was going on, Cusi was there.
That was his life for about a year. And then one day, he just vanished. No warning, no drama. He wilded himself—headed off into the forest, probably in search of a mate. Never came back. But I like to think he was ready. We’d given him a soft landing, and he took it from there.
But Cusi wasn’t just a camp nuisance. He was also, strangely enough, a peacemaker.
At the time, things in the country were falling apart. Seleka, the rebel coalition that had taken over the government, had been forced out of Bangui. They left in a hurry—passed through Bayanga like a bad memory, blowing up cell towers and anything else remotely useful as they went, before heading north back into Chad and South Sudan.
And in their place came the Anti-Balaka.
Now, balaka means machete, so Anti-Balaka basically meant “anti-machete,” though what exactly they were against or for was never particularly clear. They were a ragtag bunch of village youths who’d found their moment. Wearing talismans and charms—grigri—to ward off bullets and bad vibes, they declared themselves the country’s new liberators. In practice, they were mostly just opportunists who saw a chance to swagger about extorting shopkeepers and claiming glory they hadn’t earned.
One day, I was working in camp when someone came running up and shouted, “Boss! The Anti-Balaka are coming!”
I ran to the top of the stairs, and there they were: three of them, walking up toward the lodge with the kind of self-importance usually reserved for people who’ve watched too many war movies. One had a proper gun. The other two had knives—and, somewhat less impressively, one of them had a plastic toy gun. But they were armed and on a mission.
I didn’t wait. I shouted down from the top of the stairs:
“Les armes sont interdites! Descendez!”
Weapons are forbidden! Get down! No guns in the tourist camp!
They froze. Looked up at me like I’d just interrupted their big dramatic entrance. I don’t think it had occurred to them that someone might not be impressed. Then, without a word, they turned around and walked back down the stairs.
At the bottom, they regrouped and started muttering. I could see it in their faces—Who does this guy think he is? Doesn’t he know who we are? You could practically hear the testosterone building up.
Sensing the mood shift, I walked down the stairs to meet them. I spoke calmly, tried to explain: this is a tourist camp, not a battlefield. I said I respected that they were Anti-Balaka or whatever they were claiming to be, but no, they were not bringing guns in here.
They weren’t impressed. One of them puffed himself up and said, “We are the Anti-Balaka. We control the country now. You must listen to us.”
And then, right on cue, Cusi appeared.
He came trotting to the top of the stairs, clearly having heard the noise and deciding it was time to investigate. But instead of coming to me, he zeroed in on the guy with the gun, bolted straight down the stairs, leapt up onto his leg, and shimmied right up onto his shoulder.
The guy nearly fainted.
The other two stepped back, shocked, staring as this wiry little mongoose made himself comfortable. Then they all burst out laughing.
I quickly said, “He’s not dangerous, don’t worry!”—though I’m not sure they heard me over their own laughter.
And that was it. The mood shattered like glass. We all laughed, chatted for a bit. I even took a picture of one of them grinning and holding Cusi like a pet.
They didn’t ask for money. They didn’t threaten anyone. They shook hands, turned around, and left camp. Crossed the river. Headed back to Bayanga.
I never saw them again.
Cusi—bless his troublemaking little soul—had saved the day.