10/08/2026
Freya has been ADOPTED!!!
HELP WANTED: FULL-TIME HUMAN FOR HIGHLY MOTIVATED SHEPHERD. 🚨
Applicant: Freya 🐾
Age: Approximately 1.5 years
Breed: Shepherd Mix
Position Sought: Adventure Partner, Personal Trainer, Chief of Outdoor Operations & Professional Problem Solver.
To Whom It May Concern,
My name is Freya, and I am writing to express my EXTREME interest in the position of Your Dog.
After reviewing the job market, I have noticed a concerning number of positions advertising benefits such as “lazy Sundays,” “Netflix marathons,” and “sleeping in.”
Respectfully, I would like to withdraw my application from all of those opportunities. 😂
I am a highly motivated, results-driven young professional with an exceptional work ethic, impressive athletic abilities, and a brain that operates approximately 47 tabs at once.
I am not looking for early retirement. I am looking for a CAREER.
Please find my qualifications below.
🐕 PHYSICAL FITNESS: Excellent. Willing to run, hike, climb, explore and enthusiastically participate in activities that make your smartwatch congratulate you.
🧠 PROBLEM-SOLVING: Advanced. I enjoy puzzles, learning new skills and figuring things out. I have a very busy brain, and I would appreciate an employer who intends to put it to good use.
🌲 FIELD EXPERIENCE: Passionate about the outdoors. Comfortable with dirt, trees, trails and adventures of all varieties. Willing to travel. Preferably daily.
🤝 INTERPERSONAL SKILLS: Outstanding. I am a social butterfly disguised as a beautiful Shepherd. I enjoy meeting people, making friends and inserting myself into whatever exciting project you happen to be working on.
💼 WORK ETHIC: Unreasonably enthusiastic. Give me a job, teach me something new or present me with a challenge, and I will report for duty with my entire heart.
Now, let’s discuss my expectations.
I am seeking a family that understands the difference between a tired dog and a fulfilled dog.
Sure, you can take me for a long run. But I would also LOVE to learn new commands, practice obedience, try scent work, tackle enrichment puzzles or participate in activities where I get to use this magnificent brain of mine.
I don’t just want to burn energy. I want to accomplish things.
And before anyone asks, no, barking at the mailman is not the kind of employment I’m looking for. I have bigger ambitions. 😂
My ideal employer will be active, patient, consistent and genuinely excited about working WITH a dog rather than simply owning one.
In return, I offer loyalty, enthusiasm, companionship and the opportunity to have a four-legged best friend who thinks absolutely everything you do together is the greatest idea you’ve ever had.
My five-year career goal?
To become the best adventure partner you’ve ever had. To learn a thousand things. To explore a thousand places. And to come home every evening knowing I spent my day doing something wonderful with my favourite person.
I am young. I am smart. I am driven.
And I have SO much potential just waiting for the right person to bring it out.
I don’t need someone to slow me down. I need someone who will help me shine. ❤️
Sincerely,
Freya 🐾
Currently unemployed and accepting applications for a forever human.
📍 Prince Albert SPCA
🌐 www.princealbertspca.ca
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