Ontario Opposition Now

01/19/2026

This is me Phat n Happy!

01/19/2026

06/17/2025

05/04/2024

Did you hear about the King Arthur stamp?

It's for over KNIGHT delivery!

05/01/2024

I always wondered why a dog gets mad when you blow in their face because when you put them in a car they always stick their head out the window!

01/02/2024

Allelujiah !!

12/14/2023

What happened to the person who shoplifted a calendar at Christmas?

They got 12 months!

12/13/2023

Keep Shining their light.

12/08/2023

Once upon a time, in a small village, there lived a cute little puppy named Max and a tiny kitten named Luna. They were the best of friends and did everything together. They would play, eat, and sleep together. They were inseparable.

One day, Max and Luna decided to go on an adventure. They wanted to explore the world outside their village. They packed some food and water and set out on their journey.

As they walked, they saw many new things. They saw tall trees, beautiful flowers, and colorful birds. They even saw a river with crystal clear water. Max and Luna were amazed by the beauty of the world.

As they were walking, they heard a loud noise. It was a big, scary dog. The dog started barking at them and chased them. Max and Luna were terrified. They ran as fast as they could, but the dog was too fast.

Just when they thought it was the end, a kind old man appeared. He saw what was happening and chased the dog away. Max and Luna were safe again.

The old man took them to his house and gave them some food and water. He was very kind to them. Max and Luna were very grateful.

After resting for a while, Max and Luna decided to continue their journey. They thanked the old man and set out on their adventure again. They saw many more new things and had many more adventures.

Finally, after many days of walking, they reached their destination. They had seen so many new things and made so many new friends. They were very happy.

From that day on, Max and Luna knew that the world was a big and beautiful place. They were grateful for their adventure and for each other. They knew that they would always be the best of friends.

The End.