06/11/2026
π¨πΎ BREAKING NEWS: THE KIBBLE HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT πΎπ¨
Friends.
Neighbors.
Concerned observers.
We have acquired ANOTHER load from Miss Dixieβs.
At approximately "way too much o'clock," the gremlins looked around the cave and said:
"Wow, we finally have some room."
The universe immediately took that personally.
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There is now so much pet food in here that we're considering charging the kibble rent.
The cats have formed a union.
The dogs have begun scouting the perimeter.
We haven't seen parts of the floor in hours.
π Massive thank you to Miss Dixie's Foundation for continuing to support our chaotic little operation. Every bag helps us help more pets and their humans, even if it means we may never see the walls of the kibble cave again.
π And then there's Amy Helen
Amy received what can only be described as a completely reasonable and not-at-all suspicious message that basically said:
"Hey... hypothetically... how do you feel about driving somewhere and returning with enough pet food to alter the local gravitational field?"π
And Amy said YES.
Not only did she say yes, she jumped in at the last minute and saved the day like the absolute chaos gremlin champion she is.
Please direct all appreciation, applause, and imaginary medals toward Amy. π
π Human Rules Before the Gremlins Forget:
β’ Usual rules apply
β’ Usual fees apply
β’ Application is in the comment section
π© Need assistance? Message us! The kibble mountain is large, but it is not self-distributing. If you need help, send us a message and we'll do our best to get you sorted.
Current status of the gremlin cave:
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Kibble everywhere
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Treats everywhere
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Volunteers questioning their life choices
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One step away from being classified as a pet food ecosystem
Thank you to everyone who helps make this madness possible.π€ͺ
Now if you'll excuse us, we're off to play Advanced Kibble Tetris: Expert Difficulty and see if we can still locate the front door.
Send help.
Or shelving.
Preferably shelving. ππΎ
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