10/03/2026
💕 SINGLE MALE SEEKING LOVE 💕
Name: Howie
Age: Old enough to know what I want, young enough to still bark about it.
Height: Fun-sized.
Occupation: Professional cuddler, neighbourhood watch captain, and full-time supervisor of your personal space.
About Me:
I’m a crusty Chihuahua with a heart of gold and a list of standards that some might call unreasonable. I prefer to think of them as boundaries.
I enjoy long naps, warm blankets, being carried around like the tiny king I am, and reminding everyone that the mailman is a threat to society. I’m kennel trained, house trained, and exceptionally talented at becoming your entire personality.
Looking For:
❤️ A female-only home.
❤️ Someone experienced with small dogs who understands that trust and respect are earned.
❤️ Someone who understands that bedtime means sharing the bed.
❤️ A calm household where I can enjoy my retirement in peace.
Deal Breakers:
🚫 Men.
🚫 Children under 18.
🚫 Bossy dogs.
🚫 Apartments, condos, or homes with shared walls. I am a vocal gentleman and I refuse to silence myself.
🚫 Anyone who thinks dogs belong on the floor instead of under the blankets.
Other Pets:
🐱 Cats are fine if they stay away from me.
🐶 Respectful, submissive dogs are acceptable, I will growl at them if they are in my personal space.
A Few Things You Should Know:
I can be sweet, cuddly, and attached at the hip one minute, and the next minute decide I’ve had enough. Because of this, I need someone who can read dog body language, respect my boundaries, and understand that I may bite if I feel uncomfortable, startled, or pushed beyond my limits.
What I Bring to the Relationship:
✔ Unwavering loyalty
✔ Endless cuddles (when I request them)
✔ Comic relief
✔ Personal security alerts whenever a leaf blows by
✔ The confidence of a much larger dog
If you’re looking for a quiet, low-maintenance companion, I’m probably not your guy.
If you’re looking for a tiny, crusty soulmate who will keep you laughing, keep you company, and make every day a little more interesting, swipe right and submit your application.
XOXO,
Howie 💋
➡️ For more information about our adoption process or to fill out an adoption application for Howie, visit our website below:
https://www.windycitycaninerescue.com/adoptions
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