06/03/2026
I… am a Jedi. Hmm.
Yes, yes — laugh if you must… NOT! 🛸✨
Tall… as tall as a garden gnome.
But a deception, that is!
Not height measures the Force, but courage… and the speed with which I disappear the moment I spot something interesting. 😄
From nothing I appeared — in a small town in the Rhodope Mountains. Like a meteorite with fur, hmm.
Where I came from — no one knows. 🤔
No one knows me. No one is looking for me.
Does anyone miss me — no… 🙄
But complain I do NOT! A Jedi whines NOT!
A Jedi observes. A Jedi survives. And his galaxy he seeks… (🏡home).
Male I am — Johnny — about 4 years old, yes.
A mix of small breeds — a secret recipe from the distant planet Qui-Gon, hmm.
Very lively I am. Appetite — impressive.
And teeth — clean, healthy, beautiful (a Jedi smile, yes!).
Social I am, weak I am not — well cared for I have been.
Good hygiene habits I have… from a civilized planet I come, where silly things in the living room are NOT done 💩.
At home — zen I am 🧘♂️. Balanced.
But outside… the Force calls me. 🌀
Amazing things I do, you know, yes?
A fence I jump if I get the chance — a “Jedi leap,” hmm.
In a flash I disappear if something intrigues me — a ninja I am.
And in the battle between good and evil I rush in — on the side of the Light 🌟.
The Light for me is at the bottom of the food bowl, hmm. ✨
Whoever comes close to it — “evil” I become, size does not matter — the honor of my dinner I defend. 😄🐾
…sometimes the Force comes to me in excess. 🌪
For now, dewormed and parasite-free I am 👉🕷 — NOT!
But “official” I must become — check-up, passport, vaccines, neutering await.
Hmm. A Jedi follows the rules, hmm!
Master Yoda would say:
“Wars not make one great.”
A Jedi I am… but a war with humans I do not wish to fight, hmm.
A dispute about “who’s the boss” — my mission that is not.
Learn my needs:
a walk — necessary,
peace while eating — important,
rules — clear they must be…
and a harness достойen and comfortable, so there is no shame before the Galaxy. Hmm.
And I — in your rhythm I will be.
A loyal Knight of the Light.
🐾✨Compromises? I make them. 😄
Charm I will spread.
If you speak baby-talk to me — I allow it.
To spoil me — I allow it.
To carry me like a relic in your arms — I allow it.
To scratch behind my ears… meditation that is. 🧘♂️🐾
Just know this: for every situation — a look ready I have, hmm. See the photos!
“Do. Or do not. There is no try.”
If you will take me — truly take me.
👉 “Just to try” — NO
👉 “A toy for the child” — NO
👉 “To guard the yard?!?” — I am NOT an ornament. A companion I am. A small Jedi with a big heart ❤️.
‼️“Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.”‼️
✍️Write to me if the Force leads you to me.
And if you cannot — share this.
To someone who can, the post must reach. 🐾✨
