01/06/2026
The Bear Pit 23/05/2026
Last weekends bear Pit went off more smoothly than a nun on roller skates after two chardonnays, and it truly in would not have happened without our fabulous Sisters and Brothers working the room like the holy professionals they are.
A huge thank you to Sister Rosacea, who kept the bags organised with the precision of a Vatican archivist guarding scandalous letters from the 1970s. Meanwhile, Brother Al Dante was stationed at the door handing out plastic bags like they were communion wafers at Easter Mass “Take one, my child, and go forth in glitter.”
The evening also gave us a wonderful opportunity to speak with the Gavin faithful about the Sisters Of Perpetual Indulgence and the work we do in the community. Plenty of laughs, conversations, and curious souls wondering if sainthood now comes with sequins.
Sister Verandah was, as always, in absolutely divine form throughout the night directing Sisters and Brothers where needed with the authority of a slightly tipsy Mother Superior at bingo night. He also spent much of the evening helping patrons in various states of undress, distress, and emotional confession, offering assistance with kindness, humour, and very little judgement. Truly pastoral care in its purest form.
Special thanks as well to Richard, who was lovingly roped into service by Sister Verandah and survived the experience with both dignity and sensible footwear intact.
And heartfelt thanks to Scott from Sydney Harbour Bears for supporting us in this fabulous new adventure. The gathered faithful were wonderfully patient and polite as we relocated bags, coats, and what I can only assume were several poor life choices entrusted into our care for safekeeping.
All up, a fantastic night filled with community, laughter, service, and just enough chaos to keep the saints interested.
Attending order members:
Sister ophelia ring
Novice pastor al dente
Novice sister verandah gobbie
Novice sister Rosacea
Volunteer guard Richard thank you so much for your help xo