17/08/2026
The News for Speakers' Corner, Sunday 16th August, 2026
1. I arrived on time today to discover that not only were the chairs not set up in readiness for the afternoon, they weren't even at the drop off point! I eventually received an email from Mr Bashful, Bringer of Chairs, and he informed me that he had let his car battery go flat again and the chairs would be late. Oh dear.
He asked me to forward that information on to you all, in the form of a post. So, I did. (Not that I ever get any thanks from you lot. No 'Gosh, thank you Mr/Ms Scribe for being so diligent.' No 'Thank you Mr/Ms Scribe for all your informative and highly entertaining posts.' No, nothing like that. All I get from you lot is bu**er all, or the occasional smart-arse comment from Anonymous.
Not that I would ever complain about that, of course. You won't find me whinging.
But I digress. The fact remains: Mr Bashful let his car battery die again. He would forget his head if it were not bolted on. (That's what my mother used to say.)
I wonder if Mr Bashful's poor form had anything to do with his recent birthday. Gentleman Mick produced something for the occasion, and with Mr Bashful's permission I present it here. We hope you had a Happy Birthday, Mr Bashful! (But for goodness sake, Man, don't let your car battery drain again!)