31/03/2026
Guys, it’s joever, we sold it all.
Due to recent developments, it has been exposed that the entire executive committee of the uon car club don’t even know what a car is!
“What? Companies make them? Aren’t cars those weird things that eat carrots and kick stuff when scared” said one exec, whom asked not to be named, after being asked about their favourite car manufacturer.
This scandal has led to an evident power vacuum, with every executive resigning out of shame. As a result, the decision has been made to sell the car club to the only other club that actually bid for it, the Latin-American Dance Society (LADAS).
Our gracious and ever generous new overlords have permitted us to continue operation as a “car” club, though through a slightly… narrower lens.
We are a Lada club now, yea, Lada, the Soviet car brand. Our new owners thought it’d be funny.
Now this does mean we have to terminate roughly 100% of our members subscriptions, BUT, if you purchase a Lada before the end of the year, you will have your membership restored for NO FEE!!
In addition all current car club members will get FREE ENTRY* to LADAS weekly sessions at the Great Hall. Isn’t that neat?
*Free entry only extends to the front door of the Great Hall and only paid members of LADAS are permitted to enter the building for club events.
We hope to see you all at the next meet in your brand new (old) Ladas!
