04/11/2026
HARK! GOOD PEOPLE OF FACEBOOK-LAND! 🤗
What a most glorious and wondrous day it hath been! Didst thou behold that great golden orb, glowing magnificently in the heavens above? Aye, my dear friends, that celestial wonder is what the common folk call the SUN! And what a most splendid sight it was!
With the heavens finally clear and the golden rays bestowed upon us, forthwith did the carriages arrive, and lo and behold, even a handful of the Bribie fellowship made their merry appearance! Despite the recent dissolution of the Bribie subgroup, ’twas truly heartwarming to see members venture forth and make the journey, especially upon such a magnificent day. Did I mention the heavens were SUNNY? Verily, a sight to behold!
Now, the chief matter of conversation amongst the local villagers concerned the forthcoming President’s Luncheon and the Annual General Meeting. As thou art already aware, all positions upon the Committee shall become vacant at the conclusion of the November General Meeting. Thereafter, the Annual General Meeting shall commence, wherein nominations and voting shall determine the noble souls who shall serve upon our Committee for the year of our Lord, 2027.
Shouldst thou wish to nominate a worthy soul for one of these esteemed positions, nomination scrolls may be found within the clubrooms. Pray, ensure thou hast secured another goodly member to second thy nomination, lest thy efforts be in vain!
But enough of such serious business!Forsooth! Did I mention that something most extraordinary occurred this very day?Wouldst thou care to hazard a guess as to what wondrous event took place? Nay? Nothing? Very well, I shall bestow upon thee a clue…
THE SUN CAME OUT! 🌞☀️🌞☀️🌞☀️🌞☀️
If ’tis not already abundantly clear, I am somewhat overjoyed at the return of this magnificent golden orb!
For a fleeting moment, I feared I might transform into a most wretched frog, given that the amphibious inhabitants of my humble dam have been rejoicing most enthusiastically in the endless rain. They croak and serenade the heavens EVERY SINGLE NIGHT, as though the good Lord Himself hath commanded them to perform!
Enough, I say! Enough with the rain and the amphibian choir!
And now, before I take my leave and bid thee farewell, I have but one final proclamation to make…
HARK! HEAR YE! TOMORROW SHALL ALSO BE SUNNY!
HOORAH! HOORAH! LET THE CELEBRATIONS BEGIN!
May the heavens remain kind, the roads remain dry, and the golden orb shine upon us all!
Until we meet again good people
Nene out 😎✌🏼