19/08/2026
ICU is obviously something I hate with a passion! Over 6 s**t clean-ups, 4 feeding sessions and every night of around 10 to 20 "get up and fix" sessions. My mood ranges from extreme frustration and yelling to disbelief, sobbing and despair at their 'antics". Currently a regular, Sloth (known by many names; aka F***n Flappy Cnt, Really, For F**s Sake....and worse) is once again a resident. She comes in a couple of times per year for a couple of months each time, presumably for a holiday. To say I detest her is an understatement. If you're old enough to remember the looney tunes Tasmanian devil you'll understand why. We're inbetween major intakes so ICU is only around a dozen girls but Sloth makes it feel like 20. Anyway, I digress; each girl must be tube fed and most get the hang of it quickly (not Sloth). Some fight me at every opportunity (Sloth); however, occasionally there are girls like this one. They experience ICU and tube feeding and state "why wasn't this in the brochure". They actually "help" ( too much) and love the laid back ICU experience... especially the laziness of having a monkey do the "hard" work of eating for yourself lol. Check her enthusiasm for the feed tube lol
