Community Rage Against Potholes

Community Rage Against Potholes Community Rage Against Potholes raging for the urgent repair of our community roads for safety.

16/11/2025
15/11/2025

Tired of the state of our roads? We are too.
We are launching "Pothole of the Week" in our newspapers to shine a light on the drastic condition of the peninsula's roads and we are asking for your help.
Please email your "favourite" pothole to [email protected]
Please also include the location (road, suburb) so it can be identified by maintanance crews that will (hopefully) take action.

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12/11/2025

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Bec’s Unhinged Reviews:

MORNINGTON PENINSULA FREEWAY

Alright, strap in. Because Peninsula Link clearly contacted someone to take the heat off them for a minute, “We’ve shown them chaos… but Mornington Peninsula Freeway? You take it from here, king.”

And the freeway said, “HOLD MY F**KEN BEER.”

This thing is cooked. Properly, terminally, Centrelink queue on a Monday cooked.

You’re cruising along thinking you’ll make it to work, or Bunnings, or just home in one piece, and BOOM! Safety Beach turn-off appears like some sort of sick joke.
“Safety” Beach?
My fu***ng arse.
It’s a goddamn obstacle course. A full-blown Mario Kart track but without the fun colours, mushrooms or road maintenance budget.

These potholes aren’t potholes anymore.
You hit one and suddenly you’re not driving a car, you’re BASE jumping into a crater.

Cold plunge pools?
SAFETY BEACH SAID: HERE’S SIX! ENJOY THE HYPO—THER—F**KING—MIA.

One of these potholes is so big I’m pretty sure a Dromana tradie fell into it three days ago and hasn’t been seen since.
Another one looked like it was trying to swallow Karen and her entire Kluger whole.
Peninsula Link’s bumps feel like love taps compared to this. At least Link just rattles your fillings.
This feral stretch of bitumen is out here actively trying to fold your Corolla in half like fresh laundry.

And don’t get me started on the lane markings,
you’re basically playing connect the dots with your own trauma.
Half the road is wet, the other half is gravel, some parts are missing entirely, like the freeway woke up and said,
“Sorry babe, I’m feeling patchy today.”

Honestly, the only safe part of this road is the section where you physically cannot drive because you’re busy pulling over to check if your wheel is still attached.

So yeah, be careful out there, legends.
Mornington Peninsula Freeway is no longer a road. She’s royally fu**ed.

Stay unhinged legends ✌🏼

Cheers to Debra for allowing me to repost. MVP

20/08/2025

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31/07/2025
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13/07/2025

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