25/12/2025
“12 Days of QCWA Christmas"
(to the tune of “The 12 Days of Christmas)
🎶 Verse 1
On the first day of Christmas the QCWA gave to me: 🎵 A fruitcake spiked with brandy.
🎶 Verse 2
On the second day of Christmas the QCWA gave to me: 🎵 Two raffle tickets, And a fruitcake spiked with brandy.
🎶 Verse 3
On the third day of Christmas the QCWA gave to me: 🎵 Three burnt scones, Two raffle tickets, And a fruitcake spiked with brandy.
🎶 Verse 4
On the fourth day of Christmas the QCWA gave to me: 🎵 Four gossip sessions, Three burnt scones, Two raffle tickets, And a fruitcake spiked with brandy.
🎶 Verse 5 (big emphasis, just like “Five golden rings!”)
On the fifth day of Christmas the QCWA gave to me: 🎵 Five “All in Favours!” Four gossip sessions, Three burnt scones, Two raffle tickets, And a fruitcake spiked with brandy.
🎶 Verse 6–12 (continue stacking, same melody pattern)
Six teapots whistling
Seven cakes collapsing
Eight jams exploding
Nine chairs a‑creaking
Ten CWA ladies laughing
Eleven husbands hiding
Twelve cups of tea