10/08/2025
Hi everyone,
You all know Scott and I by now â Iâm usually the composed one. The calmer one. The âletâs all play niceâ one.
Usually.
But this year⌠ooooh boy. Someoneâs gone and rattled my cage, poked the bear, and kicked my goat.
And yep â itâs happened before. Every. Single. Year. But this time, Iâm not just sighing and moving on.
We set the entry price to cover costs. Thatâs it. No yachts, no secret bank accounts in the Cayman Islands.
If there was extra cash, Migaloo would be on the road with a big block so loud itâd make Scottâs Qee sound like a whiny little lawnmower, (the one he hasn't thrown over our fence..yet) â and sheâd be wearing rose-gold rims you could see from space.
So imagine my delight when I hear at Park Ridge, âOh, weâve just come for a look,â from people who⌠surprise!
âŚActually then cruised with us, ate with us, parked up with us, and partied like VIPs â all without paying the same $20 everyone else did.
Fun fact: on the big day, I see everything. And I do mean everything.
Iâve got photos. Of your cars. Of your faces. Smiling. Enjoying an event you didnât contribute to.
And yes, I noticed how your wallets stayed mysteriously welded shut. Not even a thanks for organising a fun day.
To the select few â if thereâs a next time (and thatâs now looking shakier than Migalooâs electrical Migapouse)
DO BETTER. DONâT BE SNEAKY, SHADY HUMANS.
And to your mates/enablers? Congratulations â youâre now holding the same paintbrush you helped dip in the âshiftyâ tin.
Again⌠DO BETTER.
And just so itâs crystal clear:
Next year, if you roll in without paying, donât expect a friendly wave from me. Youâll get âthe look.â
And if youâve ever copped that look from me, you know⌠it sticks longer than burnt rubber on fresh bitumen.
A scratch can be buffed out⌠I've been told my words canât.
-Skye x