18/10/2026
I've been cheating on Barry the Brave . And I fear there's no going back. 😂
While Bianca's off road tripping and visiting Bonney Energy , I've taken it upon myself to upgrade our living arrangements.
I've officially reached elite status with Cruisin’ Motorhome Rentals crossing Australia from east to west with three highway terrors and a rather inflated sense of adventure.
Somewhere along the way I decided that 15 hours behind the wheel, three children and one iPad was a perfectly reasonable combination. The iPad has since become the most contested piece of real estate in Australia.
We've conquered mountains, crossed the Nullarbor in record time (probably not a record anyone was chasing), found beaches that are almost offensively beautiful and squeezed two months of sightseeing into two weeks.
I've lost track of the days, gained a few grey hairs and developed an unhealthy attachment to the 30 seconds of privacy afforded by the motorhome toilet.
And despite the occasional urge to list all three dependants on Facebook Marketplace, this has been one hell of an adventure.
Barry, I still love you. But I've had a taste of luxury, and sleeping above the driver's cabin with an actual mattress has really opened my eyes.
Sorry mate. 😂