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13/03/2020

the topography of these cheeks

greetings, to All Fresh Men and Women, and ALUMNI of the R.P.I .Flat Earth Club: we, of THE CLUB; would like to remind y...
29/08/2019

greetings, to All Fresh Men and Women, and ALUMNI of the R.P.I .Flat Earth Club: we, of THE CLUB; would like to remind you that the earth is STILL; indeed, as flat, as it has ever bean.

05/05/2018

for the record, water will ALWAYS literally find its level

its ground zero, one might say....

02/04/2018

After much debate and deliberation, we have decided that the Earth is round.

Is that it? Is that what you wanted?

Is this the primary depraved expectation of your degenerate minds⸻that we would stoop low enough to acknowledge such a decadent and deceitful holiday like April Fools? Do you think this page is nothing more than a memetic circus for your entertainment? A mildly amusing diversion from the monotonous drudgery of your tedious engineer lives? How dare you underestimate our professionalism, naïve child, for professionals indubitably we are. Through sheer determination and indomitable spirit, we alone are boldly traversing the bleakest, most gaping chasms of geological ignorance. It is we who are poised to bear witness to the most heinous of establishment conspiracy, chronicle unprecedented political scandal, and unveil sociocultural decay, only to banish it all to the Void with cleansing beams of truth. Every thread of human history prior has but anticipated our presence; lo, the very creation of the Earth itself was for naught if we are to be condemned by howling cretins to debase ourselves in smirking self-parody.

Were you expecting some kind of reward? A medal, perhaps? Medals are flat. Just like the Earth.

26/03/2018

assets probably owned by AMAZON & lackeys:

○ whole foods
○ the washington times
○ norfolk county public libraries
○ audible, an Amazon Company
○ time warner cable
○ spacex
○ publix
○ general mills, creator of honey.nut
○ zappos
○ dewalt
○ the hydrox cookie
○ Matura MT Script Capitals
○ the word "sebum" & derivatives
○ motts tomato juice, served exclusively on southwest airlines
○ the nervegear
○ north america
○ the pulse live concert on tuesday april 3 at 8 pm in empac studio 2
○ the lepton
○ martina navratilova
○ tierra del fuego, the CLOSEST POINT TO THE ANTARCTICAN ICE BARRIER

proponents of a ROUND EARTH THEORY CLAIM that the EARTH, IS ROUND. their ''EVIDENCE" stems from "satellite" photographs ...
26/03/2018

proponents of a ROUND EARTH THEORY CLAIM that the EARTH, IS ROUND. their ''EVIDENCE" stems from "satellite" photographs which purportedly claim to dubiously show the allegation that "the EARTH, IS ROUND."

These REPTILIAN fools SEE; ironically, not the HOLES in their Fabrications. if, as claimed by these BEZOSIAN Degenerates the world, upon which we currently are situated ourselves is a ROUND & CONSTANTLY MOVING object: Satellitte photographic images would appear to be displaying a rendition of the phenomenon of the motion blur persuasion.

As artifacts of this nature do NOT appear in any Moving And Round Earth Rhetoric Images, this "proof" is thus proven to be, in fact, a mere FABRICATION by the NASA Spherostosian for the consumption of the Vanilla Kitsch Consumerist.

"In the HYDROLOGY SCIENCE, Water is maintained STABLE in lakes / rivers if there are not any atmospheric Perturbations. ...
24/03/2018

"In the HYDROLOGY SCIENCE, Water is maintained STABLE in lakes / rivers if there are not any atmospheric Perturbations. The observation of Enormous Water Bodies stable CONFLICT with the EARTH MOTIONS. This reality reveals that Earth is STEADY."

~K******** A****, Department of Geography, National Engineering School of ***x, S*** University, Laboratory Water, Energy, Environment (L3E), ****, T..

19/03/2018

we, the Flat Earth Club of RPI inclination, have been undertaking a FEARLESS UNRAVELMENT of the enigmas harbored within this campus. notice, perceptive reader, that the consistent FLAT SURFACES of the Folsom library, stand in sharp contrast, to the BRAZENLY SPHERICAL appearance of the EMPAC's interior, in yet another NATURAL GEOMETRIC HINT, ever present in the surrounding world.

through several hours of painstaking analysis by our INSIGHTFUL and PROFESSIONAL journalism team, we are, measuredly and surely, uncovering the GEOTRUTHS behind the presence of the "EMPAC". what is the extent of its power? how deep do the roots spread? WHAT DID THEY CHANGE DURING SPRING BREAK?

The Mere Concept Of A Round Surface Is Inherently Flawed At A Fundamental Level. Consider If You Will The Humble Disco B...
04/03/2018

The Mere Concept Of A Round Surface Is Inherently Flawed At A Fundamental Level. Consider If You Will The Humble Disco Ball (Hung From The Ceiling To Accelerate With The Rest Of The Earth At Nine Point Eight Meters Squared Per Second). Though It May Appear To Be Round At A Cursory Glance A More Thorough Inspection Yields Its True Appearance: That Of Several Flat Surfaces Conjoined Together And Arranged Deceptively Spherically. So Too Would This Planet Need To Be Formed From Several Flat Surfaces Destroying Globists' Arguments Before They Had Even Left The (Flat) Ground. Furthermore Since The Horizon Does Not Abruptly Change Angle One Can Rationally Reasonably And Really Conclude The Certified Flatness Of Our Home.

GOVERNMENT--sanctioned vaccine injections are just Bacterial cultures that creates raw Drugs when introduced to the huma...
27/02/2018

GOVERNMENT--sanctioned vaccine injections are just Bacterial cultures that creates raw Drugs when introduced to the human Body thereby transforming YOU into living DRUG farms for the CVS: Committee for Vaccines in Spheroterrestrialism

so much of the tactics of GLOBE PEDDLERS, rely on our lack of access to technology and advanced methods of measurement; ...
24/02/2018

so much of the tactics of GLOBE PEDDLERS, rely on our lack of access to technology and advanced methods of measurement; yet it is possible to tell, that you can truly FORM YOUR OWN CONCLUSIONS, through simply LOOKING AT THE WORLD AROUND YOU

there is, nearby, a bowling complex. ZETETICALLY OBSERVE, however, that the roof is ROUND, in order to prevent rain from accumulating on it, and weakening the structural integrity, of said roof, thereby allowing the rain water that has accumulated on the aforementioned roof, to enter, and DESECRATE the expensive facilities within.

this, of course, is IMPOSSIBLE under a ROUNDED EARTH MODEL, as i now demonstrate to you. i mean this is basic physics: WATER IS FLAT

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