03/03/2026
😂🏄 ONLY 3 SPOTS LEFT — and yes, the barrels are GUARANTEED 🌊
Tired of fighting 47 of your closest friends for one mush burger?
Come surf Kelly Slater’s Surf Ranch with Southbay Legends and actually get the wave you paddled for.
📅 March 27th, 2026
📍 Lemoore, CA
✅ Perfect, mechanical barrels every time
✅ Zero crowds
✅ Zero drop-ins
✅ Zero “bro I didn’t see you” excuses
❌ And no… it’s not even remotely comparable to that wave tank in Arizona 😅
This is the real deal — world-class wave, coaching, pro photo/video, chef meals, and full VIP treatment.
💰 1 Hour: $2,000
💰 2 Hours: $3,000
💰 Full Day (4 Hours): $5,500
⚠️ When this last spot is gone… you’re back to checking Surfline and crying.
do whatcha gotta do sell a kidney and📞 Call or Text Sam: 949-468-7946 its worth it!