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“One of the Rojas kids” is what I hear while they’re announcing the winner of a raffle basket filled with 5 bottles of w...
08/06/2026

“One of the Rojas kids” is what I hear while they’re announcing the winner of a raffle basket filled with 5 bottles of wine.

I took the basket out of confusion more than anything else. A few mins later I brought the basket back up for them to call another name.

“One of the Rojas kids” is what I promptly hear again. Because my little mother fu***rs would put their names in for booze. Multiple of them.

Let’s be clear, those little fu***rs are 11 & 13, and they wanted to know which one of them gets the basket of booze.

Thank you to everyone who came out and celebrated DHD and our dogs! A special shout out to Caitlin, Galia & Kristen for organizing everything and working so hard. Thank you to City's Edge Chicago for hosting us again this year, and thanks to those that donated to our raffle! My children would have gladly enjoyed the booze.

On another note, there has been a lot of talk regarding our relationship with CACC and what the future holds. The first thing I will say is that DHD’s commitment to local dogs has not, and will not waver. Until our local shelters are empty, we will never bring dogs in from out of state.

But right now our very small shelter space needs help. Even if we wanted to pull from CACC, we can’t. Foster and adoption returns are at a level we’ve never witnessed before and we can’t risk pulling and having someone quit.

We have been in our shelter space for a year and a half, and we have learned a lot. We’ve saved more dogs than ever before but we’ve also had more failures than ever before. The current status of rescue tells me that we can’t keep going as is, but doing the same more slowly doesn’t seem to be the answer either.

We need to do something different. There’s a way for us to continue rescuing local dogs, and there’s a way that we can work as a community to do so. We don’t have to come to a screeching halt and we don’t need to do the same thing but slower. We can do this better. And that’s when a lightbulb went off.

Stay tuned for the next post which will help to detail the direction in which DHD will be going. We have an out of the box idea that will focus on our local dogs and saving more, just doing it in a whole new way that’s never been done before.

Our commitment is, and will always be local. With that, we just welcomed a new guy. He’s been to CACC twice previously and was about to land himself there for a 3rd time. Thankfully some of our volunteers worked together to prevent that, and he’s settling into his new foster home. Previously named, Orzo at CACC.

Welcome to DHD, Beans. 💜

Rescue is a pile of dog s**t. The state of rescue doesn’t feel worth celebrating, especially right now. But our voluntee...
03/06/2026

Rescue is a pile of dog s**t.

The state of rescue doesn’t feel worth celebrating, especially right now. But our volunteers have already done the celebration planning, and they put in a lot of work so we’re fu***ng celebrating, goddamnit!

But until this celebration is sold out, I’m going to be forced to make these pathetic and pleading posts. So please, I beg of you, purchase tickets.

As we’ve mentioned previously, we make a concerted effort to potty train the dogs we have at, The Pit. They’re on a pretty solid schedule but accidents do happen.

This is Brennan, and he had an accident. Brennan is our most courteous crapper.

He ate his dinner and proceeded to take a dump directly into his food bowl. Reminding us that although rescue is a pile of s**t, that pile of s**t isn’t always as funny or contained. The piles of s**t can always be worse.

I’ll add an extra incentive here. If we sell out of tickets without me having to post again, Brennan’s adoption fee will be waived!

Tickets:
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/cheers-to-change-supporting-chicagos-rescue-dogs-tickets-1983695197736?aff=ebdsoporgprofile&fbclid=IwZnRzaARhxoZleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAo2NjI4NTY4Mzc5AAEeFJiZlBoZGmL7Tb9kxiv3xzJPoI6nS-Q0TZSUbjjNytSqEtY5Bk9MPJkrwAo_aem_GZALIYJ53vuEKNAJR1fcSw

Brennan’s profile:
https://new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal/DHDN-A-80064

Dumpster dog. If you haven’t noticed by now, DHD has been taking a break to get our heads above water, and shift gears. ...
28/05/2026

Dumpster dog.

If you haven’t noticed by now, DHD has been taking a break to get our heads above water, and shift gears.

People still ask for help but we’ve gotten quite good at channeling our youth days of D.A.R.E. and we just say no. We’ve never said no to drugs or booze but for the moment, sadly, we are saying “no” to dogs.

That is…until a stranger was at our door requesting help for a dog in a dumpster. Yep, you read that right. Just a few dumpsters down from ours, there was a dog in a fu***ng dumpster.

Once I processed what I had just been told, visions of the wiggliest, squattiest, sugarplum pit bulls danced in my head.

If the world was giving us a dog while we were on hold, it would be pit bull perfection. Our dumpster fire rescue would get a literal dumpster dog and I knew it was a gift.

It wasn’t.

We got a chihuahua. This was my gift?

F**k. Right. Off.

To make matters worse, rescues aren’t like a typical business. When we pause on pulls, donations don’t come in as quickly and fruitfully. But we still need funds to continue caring for our current dogs, and we still need funds when we are ready and raring to start pulling again.

A simple way to help is by purchasing a ticket to our event that our volunteers have been working hard to plan. They did an amazing job last year and I’m sure this year won’t disappoint.

Can’t attend the event? No problem! Don’t want to attend? I take no offense! Prefer to just donate? We got you! You can make a donation in lieu of attending the event.

Last year the event sold out, and it would be super embarrassing to not sell out again. Buy a ticket and support your local dumpster fire rescue. 💜

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/cheers-to-change-supporting-chicagos-rescue-dogs-tickets-1983695197736?aff=ebdsoporgprofile&fbclid=IwZnRzaARhxoZleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAo2NjI4NTY4Mzc5AAEeFJiZlBoZGmL7Tb9kxiv3xzJPoI6nS-Q0TZSUbjjNytSqEtY5Bk9MPJkrwAo_aem_GZALIYJ53vuEKNAJR1fcSw

P.S. The chihuahua was reported as found to CACC and we held him for a couple days to allow him to bypass CACC, and go to a more fitting rescue. He was kind of cute for a chihuahua though.

Waffle Stomp. Verb. When one defecates in the shower, and proceeds to stomp it down the drain with their foot, as to hid...
26/05/2026

Waffle Stomp.

Verb. When one defecates in the shower, and proceeds to stomp it down the drain with their foot, as to hide the evidence.

Used in a text: “I’m gonna be a while *insert dog’s name here* just waffle stomped the entire kennel and painted the walls with s**t.”

While the urban dictionary term is intended for humans, we use this term regularly at, The Pit (our shelter in Chicago).

We do our best to potty train the dogs in our kennels but stress can disrupt that. The most stressful times are when dogs first arrive, and then when they’ve been here too long. Right now we have multiple that have been here too long so we’re doing a lot more waffle stomp cleaning than we should.

Unlike humans in the shower, dogs can’t get rid of all that evidence, and it’s a mother fu**er to properly clean. We’ve told you about pressure washer splashback but we haven’t told you about pressure washer face splashback. And that’s only to be outdone by in the mouth splashback. Waffle stomp cleaning with a pressure washer is more intense than your typical pressure washer cleaning.

I may or may not have shed a few tears while waffle stomp cleaning. You learn pretty quickly to either cry about your miserable life with your mouth shut, or not to cry at all. Crying over waffle stomped kennels isn’t worth the associated risks of dog s**t splashing back into your mouth.

Adding to the extra waffle stomp cleaning, we have multiple dogs that need coverage due to “returns.” Although everyone thinks we should have immediate backup plans if they quit, there are only so many back up plans we can be prepared for. Kennels fill. Foster homes fill. And when you open one spot, it gets filled again, and you need two more backup spots. That’s how this s**t works, and we fu***ng hate it. We manage it the best we can but we can’t control the timing of everything, nor can we control when multiple people quit at the same time. When this happens we are forced to pause efforts on any additional pulls, and being that we are a rescue and our funds come from saving dogs, we don’t have additional funds coming in because we aren’t saving more dogs. We are in a holding pattern for weeks. That’s where we’re at right now and we’d love to move beyond that.

If you’ve considered fostering, adopting, or are interested in doing a foster to adopt, please fill out an application (links at the bottom of post) and we will reach out.

Below are the dogs we currently have at, The Pit. By fostering or adopting one of them, it allows us to open a kennel for another. Give us a break from cleaning their waffle stomped dumps and allow us to clean new waffle stompage.

Dogs at The Pit:

Babette - https://new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal/DHDN-A-80091

Brennan - https://new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal/DHDN-A-80064

Cash - https://new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal/DHDN-A-80075

Chaw - https://new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal/DHDN-A-80069

Jonah - https://new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal/DHDN-A-79995

Kitty - https://new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal/DHDN-A-80058

Lion - https://new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal/DHDN-A-80068

Lunk - https://new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal/DHDN-A-80087

Poe - https://new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal/DHDN-A-80094

Ted - https://new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal/DHDN-A-80040

Wrecker - https://new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal/DHDN-A-80050

Even if you can only foster for a short period of time, it allows us a little wiggle room so we will welcome short term fostering.

Foster Application - https://new.shelterluv.com/form/volunteer/DHDN/861-foster-application

Adoption Application - https://www.shelterluv.com/matchme/adopt/DHDN/Dog

I’m going to try my best to stay on top of posts so it doesn’t get so damn out of hand when I do have to post. Urgent Ch...
07/05/2026

I’m going to try my best to stay on top of posts so it doesn’t get so damn out of hand when I do have to post.

Urgent Chopper, made his way out of CACC and into a foster home.

Welcome to DHD, Chopper. 💜

We’ve had a s**t ton going on so bear with me while I catch you up. First up, pulls! All from CACC. 4/17/26 - Cash4/18/2...
03/05/2026

We’ve had a s**t ton going on so bear with me while I catch you up.

First up, pulls! All from CACC.

4/17/26 - Cash

4/18/26 - 8 fu***ng puppies. Gus, Hank, Jane, Jesse, Marie, Saul, Skylar & Walt. Better the fosters than me. F**k puppies. They’re purposely made cute so people don’t kill them.

4/22/26 - Stumps
4/27/26 - Puck
4/28/26 - Hoagie
4/28/26 - Chambers
4/28/26 - Salsa
4/29/26 - Jubilee
4/30/26 - Dorothy (sleepover crew)
4/30/26 - Mikhail (sleepover crew)
5/01/26 - Babes
5/03/26 - Lyla

Next up! CACC Sleepovers: What are they?

Answer: Due to pavilion repairs CACC began allowing volunteers and/or rescue partners take dogs out of the shelter for 2 days while they make repairs.

This time around we not only helped prevent dogs from going back to CACC after their sleepovers (those dogs in parentheses above), but we were able to help out short term, and return dogs that we gained a little knowledge on.

Sleepovers and returns for CACC repairs:

- General Tso
- Sharky

Both General Tso & Sharky are in need of a foster or adopter to get out of CACC. If you’re interested in fostering either, please fill out a foster application.

Although I don’t post enough about it, we can’t do even a quarter of the s**t we do without supporters, volunteers, and funds.

Huge shoutout to The Rosenthal Family Foundation as well as many others that have helped keep me from having to become an old, fat, and floppy (fat flops), pr******te.

I wouldn’t be bringing in top dollar these days. And the clientele would not only be poor, they’d be missing quite a few teeth. Studies have shown that dudes with missing teeth don’t have top dollar to pay. Because they have no jobs.

In an effort to prevent me from giving bl****bs to toothless, poor dudes, our awesome volunteers are planning our 2nd annual fundraiser. Last year sold out so it would be pretty rough on my self esteem if we couldn’t manage that again.

So, do me a solid and show our volunteers that they’re putting in all this work for a reason. Link to tickets below! Don’t want to attend (I feel you)? You don’t have to! You can make a donation through the link below instead. We try really fu***ng hard not to annoy the s**t out of people by always asking for donations so please, show us some love so we can continue to not.

Each week seems to get more trying, and this week had a s**t ton of moving parts. Our MVPS of this week are: Alicia, Caitlin, Eric, Kelly & Taylor. 💜

Additional shout outs to: Amber, Bill, Donna, Fayhaa, Irene, Joan, Kristen, Michelle R, Netiya & Ted.

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/cheers-to-change-supporting-chicagos-rescue-dogs-tickets-1983695197736?aff=ebdsoporgprofile&fbclid=IwZnRzaARhxoZleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAo2NjI4NTY4Mzc5AAEeFJiZlBoZGmL7Tb9kxiv3xzJPoI6nS-Q0TZSUbjjNytSqEtY5Bk9MPJkrwAo_aem_GZALIYJ53vuEKNAJR1fcSw

I don’t know if I should be flattered or just fu***ng pi**ed that I have to deal with this s**t.These shirts aren’t real...
11/04/2026

I don’t know if I should be flattered or just fu***ng pi**ed that I have to deal with this s**t.

These shirts aren’t real, and neither is this bulls**t page.

F**k you, “Alumni Pride Store”.

Get a job, you worthless, sad sack, mother fu***rs. Stop trying to make money off of nonprofits and helpless animals.

Folks, please go report this page.

But since I have to post about this, I’ll share all our updates with you.

Below are all our new dogs from CACC. Lionel is less one eye, Classico is an old man, hot mess, and everyone else is doing well.

For now.

Welcome to DHD. 💜

4/6/2026 - Lionel
4/8/2026 - Klaebo
4/8/2026 - Classico
4/9/2026 - Kaiden
4/9/2026 - Georgette

This certainly isn’t a “Dayna dog” but our regular fosters ask, and they shall receive. CACC’s Hamish has a new name, an...
03/04/2026

This certainly isn’t a “Dayna dog” but our regular fosters ask, and they shall receive.

CACC’s Hamish has a new name, and how fu***ng cute is this picture?

Welcome to DHD, Waffles. 💜

Need a bomb proof dog that will let you get trashed at a bar and walk you home safely? We’ve got those. Looking for an a...
31/03/2026

Need a bomb proof dog that will let you get trashed at a bar and walk you home safely? We’ve got those.

Looking for an anxious mess of a dog that you can pop Prozac with? Probably not…but we’ve got those too. Our supply is plentiful.

Want just 1 dog? We’ve got some amazing “only” dogs. And we’ve got some not as amazing “only” dogs.

Want a squatty? A biggin? A spotted cow? A brindle beauty? We’ve got those too!

We’ve even got puppies, and puppies suck the most ass.

Every single day we are asked to save more dogs. And every single day we do what we can, and probably more than we should, but intake can’t always outweigh the output.

Adopt our mother fu***ng dogs!

And did you know….we currently have 14 dogs at ‘The Pit’ and because we always want kennels to be rotating, we allow people to foster, adopt, or foster to adopt…dogs from ‘The Pit.’

With that, we provide you the list of new DHD dogs. Which category will these ones fall into? We shall see.

3/22/2026 - Whim (CACC)
3/24/2025 - Lumberjack (CACC)
3/25/2026 - Bear (CACC)
3/27/2026 - Grayson (CACC)
3/30/2026 - Wrigley (CACC’s Gaultier)
3/31/2026 - Brennan (NWRNT’s Chomps)
3/31/2026 - Dale (NWRNT’s Bowser)
3/31/2026 - Harriet (CACC’s Mandy)

If you’re an adopter that’s looking for one of those bomb proof dogs, we’ve attached some pics from our event at Midwest Coast Brewing Company this past Sunday. Huge shoutout to Midwest Coast for having us, and to our volunteers for coordinating, and manning the event so I didn’t have to. 💜

On rare occasion we do an event! This weekend some of our volunteers will be at Midwest Coast Brewing Company with a few...
27/03/2026

On rare occasion we do an event!

This weekend some of our volunteers will be at Midwest Coast Brewing Company with a few of our dogs.

Come out on Sunday, 3/29 to hang out with some puppies, meet some of our adult dogs, buy some merch, and enjoy some beer!

Dogs pictured top to bottom, left to right.

Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, Lucy, Ruckus & Tripp.

P.S. We have 4 pulls from CACC that we haven’t shared yet. Stay tuned.

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