08/19/2026
Mother Boswick - An Evening of Guidance & Poor Decisions
Aug 22 | Show 8PM
Mother Boswick is a 121-year-old advice-giving widow from the tiny hamlet of Squinch Hollow (nestled between Oregon, Texas, Nebraska, and New Hampshire, directly under the ozone hole), with 14 dead husbands and no filter. She tells tales of local characters and dispenses questionable wisdom and unique astrological advice.
Joining Mother Boswick are special guests: Oldman Boswick - an ancient exercise guru leading the audience through deep knee bends, windmills, and other fitness techniques best left to a previous century. Melton Spritzer - Vaudeville legend on extended hiatus, returning to the stage with a barrage of one-liners, observations, and complaints from a bygone era.
Come for the gossip. Stay because she’s hidden your shoes.