The Ocean is Fvcƙın̈ĝ Weird.

09/02/2026

09/02/2026

What did one Coconut Crab say to the other?

"Whats the deal with airline food?!"

09/02/2026

Did you know sharks are older than trees?

And you have more chance of being stuck by a meteor dressed as that temu Shego from Dalton aint worried then you do getting killed by a shark?

08/20/2026

How can we act like we want to spread love, yet spread so much anger, hate and animosity?
Ya'll need to go by the ocean, smoke a joint and learn that YOU get what you give in this world.

07/07/2026

Marine biology looked so glamorous until I realized I'd spend half my life explaining that dolphins are mammals and the other half trying to convince people not to put goldfish in bowls. 🌊😂

07/07/2026

-Did you know the ocean produces the MOST amount of oxygen?
-It produces more than ALL of the world's trees and land plants combined!
🌊
🫁❤️

07/07/2026

Did you know Portuguese man o' war isn't a single animal?
It's a floating colony of specialized organisms working together!

06/28/2026

Hey everyone, I just want to take a minute to talk about something super important: ☆Fish care.☆
So many people buy fish without realizing how much work goes into it. You can't just toss them in a small tank and hope for the best.
A proper cycle takes about a month, and you have to avoid overstocking....

For example, a goldfish needs at least 55 gallons—no exceptions.
And betta fish? At least 10 gallons.

Please do your research before bringing home a fish—it's a big responsibility, and they deserve better!

A 5$ fish SHOULD turn into a 500$ set up as they deserve proper care. ❤️🐟🐌

06/27/2026

Did you know Pistol Shrimps snaps their claws so fast it creates a bubble hotter than the surface of the Sun? ☀️🔆🔥
Only for a tiny fraction of a second though.
🥵🫧

06/26/2026

Friendly reminder not to buy fish and or any aquatic life if you are not going to take care of it properly.
This is animal abuse.
Betta fish should at MINIMUM be kept in 10 gallons tanks.

Everyone meet my grand fish Gilbert! 😂😂