10/24/2026
๐ฆ๐น AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A POST-HURRICANE PARTY! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ด
27 DAYS UNTIL THE GOBBLE & GUZZLE TURKEY TROT! ๐
Are you tired of staring at that mountain of debris in your yard? Is the sound of chainsaws starting to haunt your dreams? Have you developed a personal relationship with your insurance adjuster? ๐
Well, have WE got a deal for YOU! ๐คฃ
For the low, low price of $45, you can trade in:
๐ The sound of cleanup crews for the sound of ocean waves!
๐น A bottle of water and a rake for a cold cocktail and a beach breeze!
๐ด That beautiful view of broken branches and yard debris for a waterfront view on the Pensacola Beach Boardwalk!
๐ Conversations about deductibles and roof damage for questionable jokes and uncontrollable laughter!
๐ฆ And best of all, a day of WORK for a day of FREE-RANGE FUN!
BUT WAIT... THERE'S MORE! ๐ฃ
Your $45 ticket also gets you awesome swag, lunch, and chances to win some pretty fantastic prizes!
No strict bar-hopping schedule, no rushing around, and absolutely NO yard work required! Just show up, grab your goodies, and enjoy the day at your own pace!
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November 21st
๐ Pensacola Beach Boardwalk
โฐ Check-in begins at 10:30 AM (LOCATION TBA)
โ ๏ธ WARNING: WE SOLD OUT LAST YEAR! Don't be the turkey sitting at home staring at a pile of branches while everyone else is out having fun! ๐
๐๏ธ GRAB YOUR TICKETS HERE:
https://kreweofwickedpirates.com/turkey-trot
The hurricane already blew through and ruined enough plans. Don't let it ruin your chance to have a little FUN!