04/18/2026
🔥 NASHUA SOBER COMMUNITY — “SOBER ASSASSIN” 🔫💦
Alright Nashua… this is for the sober community — something fun, active, and competitive that brings people together 👇
WHO’S READY TO PLAY?
We’re putting together a team-based “Sober Assassin” water tag game for adults (18+) across Nashua. Strategy, teamwork, and a little chaos—in the best way.
Teams: 2 players per team (LOCKED once registered)
Gear: Basic water guns ONLY (no battery-powered, no super soakers)
Goal: Eliminate the opposing team
💵 BUY-IN: $15 per player
Winner takes ALL 🏆 (the more people that join, the bigger the prize)
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🎯 HOW IT WORKS
- Teams get assigned targets
- If you get hit (wet), you’re OUT
- You MUST record yourself getting your target (video proof required)
- Then take a selfie together with your target after elimination
- Last team standing wins
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⚠️ RULES (READ BEFORE YOU SAY YOU’RE IN)
- ❌ NO entering someone’s home (inside)
- ✅ Backyards & private property are fair game (be respectful & use common sense)
- ❌ NO going inside targets job to make a play
- ✅ Catching someone coming out of work is fair game
- ❌ NO damage to property
- ❌ NO realistic-looking weapons (must clearly be a water gun)
- ❌ NO reckless behavior or causing public issues
- ❌ NO drive-by style tagging or vehicle-based targeting
- ❌ NO tagging anyone who is actively driving or inside a moving vehicle
- ❌ NO targeting from vehicles at all
- ✅ Players may only engage when both parties are on foot and safely stationary
- ✅ Public, visible, safe interactions only
- ✅ Public spaces, sidewalks, parks = all fair game
- ✅ If you sign up, you are agreeing to be a target during active hours
- 🛑 ALL MEETINGS ARE SAFE ZONES
No exceptions. If you’re not okay with that, don’t sign up.
📍 LOCATION REQUIREMENT
- Must live in Nashua or within 15 minutes of the city
📝 SIGN-UP & PAYMENT
- There will be a Google Form link — you must read & understand all rules before signing up
- We’ll be using the Splashin app for tracking/assignments
💸 Payment options:
- CashApp
- Cash to Kyle or Brittany
⚠️ Teams are LOCKED once registered (no changes)
⚠️ You MUST be paid before the official start date to play
📅 SIGN-UP DEADLINE: MAY 7TH
👇 HOW TO JOIN
- Comment “I’M IN”
- Then DM Kyle or Brittany so we can keep track of everyone signing up
- Got a team? Drop your team name + members or play solo
All final details (START DATE + END DATE + prize total, etc.) will be announced once we see how many people are playing.
📩 Questions? Message Kyle or Britanny directly
🚨 REAL TALK
- There is NO “not right now” if you’re playing, you’re playing
- If you’re easily frustrated or take things personal, this isn’t for you
- Competitive but still about fun, respect, and community
💪 WHY DO THIS?
- Brings the sober community together
- Gets people active
- Positive, fun competition
- Something different than the usual
Nashua… we doing this or what?
Let’s get active 💪
Or y’all scared? 😏
PLEASE SHARE EVEN IF YOU DNT WANT TO PLAY.
